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@jayde.callejas.xyz
🏳️⚧️ — They/Them
🇨🇴🇨🇦 — Esp/Eng
Making renders, games and other weird nonsense.
Lover of loud, clunky photographic contraptions.
Programmer at @thresholdanomaly.com. Currently working on GRIDHACK!
🇨🇴🇨🇦 — Esp/Eng
Making renders, games and other weird nonsense.
Lover of loud, clunky photographic contraptions.
Programmer at @thresholdanomaly.com. Currently working on GRIDHACK!
First time using Adobe* software (Substance Painter**) in ages and I get hit with one of these... Pretty on brand!
November 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
First time using Adobe* software (Substance Painter**) in ages and I get hit with one of these... Pretty on brand!
I am going to EXPLODE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
October 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I am going to EXPLODE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Working on an assignment in Unity and I get a message:
*alt-tab to Signal*
Them: "What the fuck I just started learning Unity and it's already crashing on me"
Me: "Oh that's weird. I do hate Unity, but I've actually rarely had it crash"
*alt-tab back to Unity*
Exceptional timing, as always...
*alt-tab to Signal*
Them: "What the fuck I just started learning Unity and it's already crashing on me"
Me: "Oh that's weird. I do hate Unity, but I've actually rarely had it crash"
*alt-tab back to Unity*
Exceptional timing, as always...
October 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Working on an assignment in Unity and I get a message:
*alt-tab to Signal*
Them: "What the fuck I just started learning Unity and it's already crashing on me"
Me: "Oh that's weird. I do hate Unity, but I've actually rarely had it crash"
*alt-tab back to Unity*
Exceptional timing, as always...
*alt-tab to Signal*
Them: "What the fuck I just started learning Unity and it's already crashing on me"
Me: "Oh that's weird. I do hate Unity, but I've actually rarely had it crash"
*alt-tab back to Unity*
Exceptional timing, as always...
Pretty accurate Tumblr post
Also I was somehow not excited *enough*, it blew my expectations out of the water
Also I cried a bit, but I can't wait to watch it again in November from the comfort of my own home, where I may ugly cry as much as I want lmao
Also I was somehow not excited *enough*, it blew my expectations out of the water
Also I cried a bit, but I can't wait to watch it again in November from the comfort of my own home, where I may ugly cry as much as I want lmao
October 20, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Pretty accurate Tumblr post
Also I was somehow not excited *enough*, it blew my expectations out of the water
Also I cried a bit, but I can't wait to watch it again in November from the comfort of my own home, where I may ugly cry as much as I want lmao
Also I was somehow not excited *enough*, it blew my expectations out of the water
Also I cried a bit, but I can't wait to watch it again in November from the comfort of my own home, where I may ugly cry as much as I want lmao
A little late, and it's pretty half baked, but this inspired me to make a lil crossover meme
October 14, 2025 at 1:51 PM
A little late, and it's pretty half baked, but this inspired me to make a lil crossover meme
Kinda broke rn so I'll probably wait until I have some extra mo—
"Edition of 750"
*sigh*
Fine.
"Edition of 750"
*sigh*
Fine.
October 11, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Kinda broke rn so I'll probably wait until I have some extra mo—
"Edition of 750"
*sigh*
Fine.
"Edition of 750"
*sigh*
Fine.
They can't keep getting away with it.gif
October 11, 2025 at 6:27 PM
They can't keep getting away with it.gif
Yeah it's uh... Pretty much everything I've ever wanted.
October 10, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Yeah it's uh... Pretty much everything I've ever wanted.
If I had a nickel for every movement-centric game consisting of demons and glass and psychedelic visuals and incredible sound design, I'd have two nickels...
(The other being HYPER DEMON, of course)
(The other being HYPER DEMON, of course)
October 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
If I had a nickel for every movement-centric game consisting of demons and glass and psychedelic visuals and incredible sound design, I'd have two nickels...
(The other being HYPER DEMON, of course)
(The other being HYPER DEMON, of course)
World class programmer btw
October 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
World class programmer btw
First my tripod, and now my lovely lil Rollei A110 seems to have also gone for the long sleep ;~;
Got new batteries n everything, but alas, no signs of life 😮💨
At least it's a very pretty paperweight!
Got new batteries n everything, but alas, no signs of life 😮💨
At least it's a very pretty paperweight!
October 6, 2025 at 5:33 AM
First my tripod, and now my lovely lil Rollei A110 seems to have also gone for the long sleep ;~;
Got new batteries n everything, but alas, no signs of life 😮💨
At least it's a very pretty paperweight!
Got new batteries n everything, but alas, no signs of life 😮💨
At least it's a very pretty paperweight!
What do you MEAN you don't know what FALSE IS???
October 5, 2025 at 4:35 AM
What do you MEAN you don't know what FALSE IS???
Only a class on OpenGL could make an image of a cartoon taco trigger such intense befuddlement but also introspection...
October 4, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Only a class on OpenGL could make an image of a cartoon taco trigger such intense befuddlement but also introspection...
Breakfast food fixes everything, or so I'd like to believe. Let's see if even *this* can be remedied by some bennies!
September 30, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Breakfast food fixes everything, or so I'd like to believe. Let's see if even *this* can be remedied by some bennies!
But now that I'm back on land, it's time for enby dinner: one (1) cocktail :3
September 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM
But now that I'm back on land, it's time for enby dinner: one (1) cocktail :3
Holy SHIT that was the most terrifying flight of my life lmao humans were NOT meant to fly, especially not in dinky-ass prop planes 😭😭
Anyways:
Anyways:
September 30, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Holy SHIT that was the most terrifying flight of my life lmao humans were NOT meant to fly, especially not in dinky-ass prop planes 😭😭
Anyways:
Anyways:
Dude this is the most peak cinema flight boarding I've ever had and I couldn't take a photo w my Bronica (even tho I only have B&W in it) cause the guy was telling ppl to hurry and not go on their electronics 😭
Granted film isn't electronic, so 👀 (I still didn't, def. Would've chewed me out lol)
Granted film isn't electronic, so 👀 (I still didn't, def. Would've chewed me out lol)
September 30, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Dude this is the most peak cinema flight boarding I've ever had and I couldn't take a photo w my Bronica (even tho I only have B&W in it) cause the guy was telling ppl to hurry and not go on their electronics 😭
Granted film isn't electronic, so 👀 (I still didn't, def. Would've chewed me out lol)
Granted film isn't electronic, so 👀 (I still didn't, def. Would've chewed me out lol)
Helped a friend get on HRT recently and now she's playing all the hits, such as "WHY DOES MY CHEST HURT" and "WHY AM I SO HUNGRY" and "WHY DO I WANNA CRY ALL THE TIME"
And I just look at her like lol. Lmao. Yeag.
And I just look at her like lol. Lmao. Yeag.
September 30, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Helped a friend get on HRT recently and now she's playing all the hits, such as "WHY DOES MY CHEST HURT" and "WHY AM I SO HUNGRY" and "WHY DO I WANNA CRY ALL THE TIME"
And I just look at her like lol. Lmao. Yeag.
And I just look at her like lol. Lmao. Yeag.
Once again running my babies through security... Though this time I've got 5 unused rolls, 2 loaded rolls, and 2 fully used rolls, so stakes are HIGH. But fortunately it went without a hitch :D
September 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Once again running my babies through security... Though this time I've got 5 unused rolls, 2 loaded rolls, and 2 fully used rolls, so stakes are HIGH. But fortunately it went without a hitch :D
This is one of the most fun (and tasty) pieces of game merch I've ever picked up. Def go check out Captain Soda by @rayflower.bsky.social!
September 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
This is one of the most fun (and tasty) pieces of game merch I've ever picked up. Def go check out Captain Soda by @rayflower.bsky.social!
Dude they turned Celeste into a drink what the fuck
(created & served by ig:counterculturecocktails)
(created & served by ig:counterculturecocktails)
September 28, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Dude they turned Celeste into a drink what the fuck
(created & served by ig:counterculturecocktails)
(created & served by ig:counterculturecocktails)