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🏳️‍⚧️ — They/Them
🇨🇴🇨🇦 — Esp/Eng

Making renders, games and other weird nonsense.

Lover of loud, clunky photographic contraptions.

Programmer at @thresholdanomaly.com. Currently working on GRIDHACK!
Whoops
November 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
First time using Adobe* software (Substance Painter**) in ages and I get hit with one of these... Pretty on brand!
November 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I am going to EXPLODE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
October 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Working on an assignment in Unity and I get a message:

*alt-tab to Signal*

Them: "What the fuck I just started learning Unity and it's already crashing on me"

Me: "Oh that's weird. I do hate Unity, but I've actually rarely had it crash"

*alt-tab back to Unity*

Exceptional timing, as always...
October 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Pretty accurate Tumblr post

Also I was somehow not excited *enough*, it blew my expectations out of the water

Also I cried a bit, but I can't wait to watch it again in November from the comfort of my own home, where I may ugly cry as much as I want lmao
October 20, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Oh boy!
October 20, 2025 at 12:54 AM
A little late, and it's pretty half baked, but this inspired me to make a lil crossover meme
October 14, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Kinda broke rn so I'll probably wait until I have some extra mo—

"Edition of 750"

*sigh*

Fine.
October 11, 2025 at 6:27 PM
They can't keep getting away with it.gif
October 11, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Yeah it's uh... Pretty much everything I've ever wanted.
October 10, 2025 at 4:58 AM
If I had a nickel for every movement-centric game consisting of demons and glass and psychedelic visuals and incredible sound design, I'd have two nickels...

(The other being HYPER DEMON, of course)
October 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
World class programmer btw
October 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
First my tripod, and now my lovely lil Rollei A110 seems to have also gone for the long sleep ;~;

Got new batteries n everything, but alas, no signs of life 😮‍💨

At least it's a very pretty paperweight!
October 6, 2025 at 5:33 AM
What do you MEAN you don't know what FALSE IS???
October 5, 2025 at 4:35 AM
October 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Only a class on OpenGL could make an image of a cartoon taco trigger such intense befuddlement but also introspection...
October 4, 2025 at 5:59 AM
help
October 1, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Breakfast food fixes everything, or so I'd like to believe. Let's see if even *this* can be remedied by some bennies!
September 30, 2025 at 3:40 PM
But now that I'm back on land, it's time for enby dinner: one (1) cocktail :3
September 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Holy SHIT that was the most terrifying flight of my life lmao humans were NOT meant to fly, especially not in dinky-ass prop planes 😭😭

Anyways:
September 30, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Dude this is the most peak cinema flight boarding I've ever had and I couldn't take a photo w my Bronica (even tho I only have B&W in it) cause the guy was telling ppl to hurry and not go on their electronics 😭

Granted film isn't electronic, so 👀 (I still didn't, def. Would've chewed me out lol)
September 30, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Helped a friend get on HRT recently and now she's playing all the hits, such as "WHY DOES MY CHEST HURT" and "WHY AM I SO HUNGRY" and "WHY DO I WANNA CRY ALL THE TIME"

And I just look at her like lol. Lmao. Yeag.
September 30, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Once again running my babies through security... Though this time I've got 5 unused rolls, 2 loaded rolls, and 2 fully used rolls, so stakes are HIGH. But fortunately it went without a hitch :D
September 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
This is one of the most fun (and tasty) pieces of game merch I've ever picked up. Def go check out Captain Soda by @rayflower.bsky.social!
September 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Dude they turned Celeste into a drink what the fuck

(created & served by ig:counterculturecocktails)
September 28, 2025 at 6:04 AM