So we have butt cheeks and pussy lips. Who decided this? Why aren't there butt lips or pussy cheeks?

Yes, it absolutely took Twitter being down for me to remember that Bluesky was a thing

What do you think the first joke ever told was? It was probably just a fart, right?

I've made the executive decision that Bluesky is pronounced like "Brewski"

First things first: how do I follow Elon Musk on this thing?