Jay Black
@jayblack.bsky.social
Comedian. Screenwriter. Producer. Recovering Monster. http://jayblack.tv if you wanna watch me do standup or visit my other socials.
If you like multiples of 5, my instagram page is a thing of beauty right now.
July 15, 2025 at 3:36 PM
If you like multiples of 5, my instagram page is a thing of beauty right now.
Remember in The Sopranos, when Tony was in a coma and Steve Buscemi was trying to get him to drop his baggage and go into that house?
This is what he would’ve seen if he went in there:
This is what he would’ve seen if he went in there:
July 3, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Remember in The Sopranos, when Tony was in a coma and Steve Buscemi was trying to get him to drop his baggage and go into that house?
This is what he would’ve seen if he went in there:
This is what he would’ve seen if he went in there:
Is anybody suggesting Jack Lowden from “Slow Horses” as the next Bond?
He’s my dark horse pick. All he’d need to do is turn the humor down by like 16% and up the smoldering by, like 22.5% (maybe 22.6%) and he’d be aces.
Thoughts?
He’s my dark horse pick. All he’d need to do is turn the humor down by like 16% and up the smoldering by, like 22.5% (maybe 22.6%) and he’d be aces.
Thoughts?
June 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Is anybody suggesting Jack Lowden from “Slow Horses” as the next Bond?
He’s my dark horse pick. All he’d need to do is turn the humor down by like 16% and up the smoldering by, like 22.5% (maybe 22.6%) and he’d be aces.
Thoughts?
He’s my dark horse pick. All he’d need to do is turn the humor down by like 16% and up the smoldering by, like 22.5% (maybe 22.6%) and he’d be aces.
Thoughts?
The only thing shocking about this is that she didn’t have “Christian” in her MAGA bio.
June 22, 2025 at 11:56 AM
The only thing shocking about this is that she didn’t have “Christian” in her MAGA bio.
If you’re asking yourself how Trump voters are handling it only taking six months for the “No New Wars” president to start a new war, it’s by working themselves into a froth about how much worse Biden was.
It’s amazing how much MAGA and protest voters swim in the same vat of unpasteurized milk.
It’s amazing how much MAGA and protest voters swim in the same vat of unpasteurized milk.
June 22, 2025 at 11:20 AM
If you’re asking yourself how Trump voters are handling it only taking six months for the “No New Wars” president to start a new war, it’s by working themselves into a froth about how much worse Biden was.
It’s amazing how much MAGA and protest voters swim in the same vat of unpasteurized milk.
It’s amazing how much MAGA and protest voters swim in the same vat of unpasteurized milk.
I’ll be honest, it doesn’t seem like they want to “protect women” as much as they say they do:
June 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I’ll be honest, it doesn’t seem like they want to “protect women” as much as they say they do:
Since I didn’t have a ticket, I stood in line at the stage door before the show ended and got my kids spots up front. They’re in Broadway heaven right now, meeting all the stars of The Book of Mormon.
#broadway #theaterkids
#broadway #theaterkids
June 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Since I didn’t have a ticket, I stood in line at the stage door before the show ended and got my kids spots up front. They’re in Broadway heaven right now, meeting all the stars of The Book of Mormon.
#broadway #theaterkids
#broadway #theaterkids
My kids are at “The Book of Mormon” tonight.
I love that they love art and music and plays and books and sports and TV and all the rest as much as they do.
Nothing brings me as much joy as seeing them engage with genius.
(The only downside is selling my plasma to afford it for them.)
I love that they love art and music and plays and books and sports and TV and all the rest as much as they do.
Nothing brings me as much joy as seeing them engage with genius.
(The only downside is selling my plasma to afford it for them.)
June 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
My kids are at “The Book of Mormon” tonight.
I love that they love art and music and plays and books and sports and TV and all the rest as much as they do.
Nothing brings me as much joy as seeing them engage with genius.
(The only downside is selling my plasma to afford it for them.)
I love that they love art and music and plays and books and sports and TV and all the rest as much as they do.
Nothing brings me as much joy as seeing them engage with genius.
(The only downside is selling my plasma to afford it for them.)
When you wrap your racism in patriotism and hope nobody notices:
June 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
When you wrap your racism in patriotism and hope nobody notices:
“We’re just as unhappy about this as you are, Secretary Noem.”
June 18, 2025 at 3:40 AM
“We’re just as unhappy about this as you are, Secretary Noem.”
Which of the social media sites generates the most angry replies??
#maga #liberal #trump #trolls #socialmedia
#maga #liberal #trump #trolls #socialmedia
June 17, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Which of the social media sites generates the most angry replies??
#maga #liberal #trump #trolls #socialmedia
#maga #liberal #trump #trolls #socialmedia
Visiting my aunt at her rehab center (for her ankle, not for any kind of cool drugs), and one of the movies I wrote and produced was on TV.
She was very pleased. Then she asked me to change the channel.
Still, though, fun couple of seconds!
She was very pleased. Then she asked me to change the channel.
Still, though, fun couple of seconds!
June 15, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Visiting my aunt at her rehab center (for her ankle, not for any kind of cool drugs), and one of the movies I wrote and produced was on TV.
She was very pleased. Then she asked me to change the channel.
Still, though, fun couple of seconds!
She was very pleased. Then she asked me to change the channel.
Still, though, fun couple of seconds!
The comparison is pretty dead on.
#trump #maga #parade #military #militaryparade #casablanca #resist #nokings
#trump #maga #parade #military #militaryparade #casablanca #resist #nokings
June 15, 2025 at 1:57 PM
The comparison is pretty dead on.
#trump #maga #parade #military #militaryparade #casablanca #resist #nokings
#trump #maga #parade #military #militaryparade #casablanca #resist #nokings
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What Jordan Peterson vs 20 atheists was like:
May 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
What Jordan Peterson vs 20 atheists was like:
The other patrons in the bar during “The Devil Went Down to Georgia”:
May 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
The other patrons in the bar during “The Devil Went Down to Georgia”:
May 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
You’ll NEVER* guess who these racist, anti-mask, anti-vaccine homophobes support!
*instantly
*instantly
May 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
You’ll NEVER* guess who these racist, anti-mask, anti-vaccine homophobes support!
*instantly
*instantly