Woke (adj.): A moral emergency where someone becomes aware of injustice, values equality, and questions norms. Terrifying to tradition-lovers, it’s misused to label anything progressive. Symptoms: diversity, facts, fairness. Treated with outrage therapy and clinging to the status quo.

Happy Thanksgiving! I’m thankful for my brain and ability to stay sane during these baneful times.

We once started the American Revolution over a 3% tariff on just tea.

Os-prey you got your omegas today…

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