Effective immediately, all Americans will be assigned an Emotional Support Canadian. Will gladly share Nanaimo Bar and Saskatoon pie recipes.

Ketchup potato chips. Canada's ultimate contribution to junk food. Hostess tried orange and grape, too, but we apparently don't like fruit this far north.

Proud to be a first generation Canadian. Hoping that US sabre rattling is going to bring us closer as a nation, because this is an awesome place to live.