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DC, Hill East, Law-Talkin’ Guy, Bikes, obnoxious Simpsons/ITYSL quotes
Ok maybe it’s time to cancel tomorrow’s regularly scheduled Bike Bus….
NEW SNOW MAP! ❄️⬆️ Upping amounts for downtown D.C. and the southern suburbs…

Computer models now strongly suggest at least 1" of snow will reach downtown D.C. and the close-in southern suburbs, so we’ve raised the forecast there from a dusting–1" to 1–2 inches.

Otherwise, forecast unchanged.
December 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Reading this from downtown Minneapolis, where I’ve had to travel several times over the past few months. Last night, the restaurant in my boutique hotel brought me a regular IPA instead of a hazy, so I understand the hellhole description.
Trump goes on another racist rant about Somalis: "Ilhan Omar should be thrown the hell out of our country, and most of those people -- they have destroyed Minnesota. It's a hellhole right now. Those Somalians should be out of here. They have destroyed out country ... go back to your own country."
December 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
And Ronnie, I feel like you’re just here for the Christmas tree.
November 30, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Wake up babe, new SBEmail just dropped homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
Lappier Than Thou - Sbemails 210 - robots
The Cheat goes undercover to infiltrate the robot characters that hardly ever show up.
homestarrunner.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Me, before watching “Die My Love”: Ooh, a sexy thriller starring Jennifer Lawrence! This should be fun.”

Me, after watching “Die My Love”:
a man in a hospital gown is smiling with the words i 've made a huge mistake behind him
Alt: a man in a hospital gown is smiling with the words i 've made a huge mistake behind him
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
::pokes head in:: How’s it going over here?
November 5, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I dunno, man. Not sure I’ll be a regular here, but we’ll see! Wanted to make sure my handle was claimed. I might still prefer the calm/quiet of Mastodon…
December 16, 2024 at 3:52 PM