Jay Batzner
@jaybatzner.bsky.social
I write weird music and read too many comic books. Sometimes I do both at the same time...
Guess which one of us has tenure
November 14, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Guess which one of us has tenure
This should come with a veggie tray.
November 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
This should come with a veggie tray.
Hasbro: 'til all are one.
November 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Hasbro: 'til all are one.
Why what happened?
November 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Why what happened?
Had an epic performance of one of my Hindrances for toy piano today. The pianist set up right in the middle of the lunch place and started performing it with no explanation.
And it was perfect! The title of this one is Restlessness.
And it was perfect! The title of this one is Restlessness.
October 30, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Had an epic performance of one of my Hindrances for toy piano today. The pianist set up right in the middle of the lunch place and started performing it with no explanation.
And it was perfect! The title of this one is Restlessness.
And it was perfect! The title of this one is Restlessness.
Every time I launch Spotifty their stupid AI DJ that I will never ever use tricks my lizard brain into being excited at a potential new disc of Scelsi.
October 17, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Every time I launch Spotifty their stupid AI DJ that I will never ever use tricks my lizard brain into being excited at a potential new disc of Scelsi.
Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.
Women only want one thing, and it's Yvonne Craig's Batgirl cycle.
Women only want one thing, and it's Yvonne Craig's Batgirl cycle.
October 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.
Women only want one thing, and it's Yvonne Craig's Batgirl cycle.
Women only want one thing, and it's Yvonne Craig's Batgirl cycle.
Reskeet with a frog to scare ICE
October 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Reskeet with a frog to scare ICE
I am 80% certain that a tuba player has been tuning their intervals here.
October 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I am 80% certain that a tuba player has been tuning their intervals here.
The algorithm is algorithming again...
September 25, 2025 at 12:58 PM
The algorithm is algorithming again...
It is over for you bitches.
September 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
It is over for you bitches.
Inside you there are two wolves
September 19, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Inside you there are two wolves
Reminds me of a girl I used to date.
September 17, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Reminds me of a girl I used to date.
The Sonicake is no lie.
September 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The Sonicake is no lie.
Post a perfect album from the 90's that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains
September 7, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90's that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains
Heh heh I'm ordering pizza
August 29, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Heh heh I'm ordering pizza
Back, as they say, on my bullshit.
August 29, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Back, as they say, on my bullshit.
This is devastating. How dare they call me out like this?.
August 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
This is devastating. How dare they call me out like this?.
August 20, 2025 at 1:46 AM
My 13-yo is making a Wheatley costume for an upcoming con. He is knocking it out of the park!
August 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
My 13-yo is making a Wheatley costume for an upcoming con. He is knocking it out of the park!
Another fallen soldier
August 11, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Another fallen soldier
August 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
A choice was made here.
July 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
A choice was made here.