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You definitely had something you wanted to demand from the eldritch goddess after summoning her.
But after looking into her glowing eyes, you're having... a bit of trouble remembering.
Was it... was it to demand she bounce her breasts?
You definitely had something you wanted to demand from the eldritch goddess after summoning her.
But after looking into her glowing eyes, you're having... a bit of trouble remembering.
Was it... was it to demand she bounce her breasts?
You did tell him that you heard such holy cows used trade as a means to infiltrate human lands and convert the population to worshipping their goddess.
You warned him.
You did tell him that you heard such holy cows used trade as a means to infiltrate human lands and convert the population to worshipping their goddess.
You warned him.
A guidance councilor has worked hard to make sure every man who attends her university can't help but find the perfect, pretty, dommy monster girl to marry.
But when one man threatens her perfect record, she takes matters into her own hands.
A guidance councilor has worked hard to make sure every man who attends her university can't help but find the perfect, pretty, dommy monster girl to marry.
But when one man threatens her perfect record, she takes matters into her own hands.
Merely dreaming.
You're not really on the shore.
You don't really feel the sand between your toes.
See the beautiful woman beckoning you nearer.
Nearer.
Nearer...
Merely dreaming.
You're not really on the shore.
You don't really feel the sand between your toes.
See the beautiful woman beckoning you nearer.
Nearer.
Nearer...
And possible subversive revolutionaries trying to seize the means of reproduction.
And possible subversive revolutionaries trying to seize the means of reproduction.
Naturally, you needed to interrogate her. And she was amazingly cooperative. So helpless in her chains. Her voice a whispering croon that made you lean in.
Listen closely.
So closely...
Naturally, you needed to interrogate her. And she was amazingly cooperative. So helpless in her chains. Her voice a whispering croon that made you lean in.
Listen closely.
So closely...
Or maybe more...
Or maybe more...
After all, she was a sorceress of the Mindweaver Tower, and needed a bodyguard. And after you looked into her lovely glowing pink eyes, you knew it was your duty to protect her. Serve her.
Serve her body.
Her lovely body.
After all, she was a sorceress of the Mindweaver Tower, and needed a bodyguard. And after you looked into her lovely glowing pink eyes, you knew it was your duty to protect her. Serve her.
Serve her body.
Her lovely body.
It doesn't matter you didn't mean to summon the sloth demon.
It doesn't matter you know you shouldn't stare at her breasts. Listen to her gently croon how BIG they are. How SOFT they are.
How... COMFY.
It doesn't matter you didn't mean to summon the sloth demon.
It doesn't matter you know you shouldn't stare at her breasts. Listen to her gently croon how BIG they are. How SOFT they are.
How... COMFY.
Right, you invited her in. But you're definitely not going to listen to her spiel.
Fine, you're listening to her spiel. But you're for sure not staring at her breasts while she's talking.
Right, you invited her in. But you're definitely not going to listen to her spiel.
Fine, you're listening to her spiel. But you're for sure not staring at her breasts while she's talking.
Ever since she started drinking that slime polymorph potion she's... changed.
Now she insists you help her study her new body. Like how squishy her breasts are. How heavy they are in your hands. How they feel around your head.
Ever since she started drinking that slime polymorph potion she's... changed.
Now she insists you help her study her new body. Like how squishy her breasts are. How heavy they are in your hands. How they feel around your head.
It wasn't easy being a slayer in a world of wolfgirl bikers, conspiracy theorist kitsunes, and stripclub owning succubi.
Throw in an eldritch cube, a crazed cult, and a nervous new witch and things are officially complicated.
It wasn't easy being a slayer in a world of wolfgirl bikers, conspiracy theorist kitsunes, and stripclub owning succubi.
Throw in an eldritch cube, a crazed cult, and a nervous new witch and things are officially complicated.
A fellow hero is in danger! The lovely Starburst has fallen into the clutches of the nefarious Lady Lash. Only you can save her!
Or fail and become the villainess's new toy. Y'know. Whichever.
A fellow hero is in danger! The lovely Starburst has fallen into the clutches of the nefarious Lady Lash. Only you can save her!
Or fail and become the villainess's new toy. Y'know. Whichever.
Being a slayer is tough. Especially when dragons own the banks, vampires are shilling health insurance, and demons run the strip clubs.
Still, there's plenty of work for a sorcerer with a shotgun that shoots fireballs.
Being a slayer is tough. Especially when dragons own the banks, vampires are shilling health insurance, and demons run the strip clubs.
Still, there's plenty of work for a sorcerer with a shotgun that shoots fireballs.