Jay
@jayalomar.bsky.social
I highkey feel like I would be a good bartender
March 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I highkey feel like I would be a good bartender
Let me impulse buy this espresso machine
March 14, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Let me impulse buy this espresso machine
Okayyyy so the other day I had the opportunity to perform an original song for 200 people and they really liked it 😁 they were college students too and you know they’re ruthless 😭 if it was garbage they would’ve fr told me
February 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Okayyyy so the other day I had the opportunity to perform an original song for 200 people and they really liked it 😁 they were college students too and you know they’re ruthless 😭 if it was garbage they would’ve fr told me
Us against the world
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February 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Us against the world
What is it called when you want to date but as soon as you get attention you can’t be bothered..
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February 4, 2025 at 2:31 AM
What is it called when you want to date but as soon as you get attention you can’t be bothered..
No one responding to my texts today it’s okay I’ll just go eff myself
February 2, 2025 at 1:44 AM
No one responding to my texts today it’s okay I’ll just go eff myself
She lowkey wanted some of Jill Valentine’s nachos
January 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM
She lowkey wanted some of Jill Valentine’s nachos
The way this isn’t happening. For the life of me I can’t figure out what I’d even be interested in doing over there smhhhh one day though
For months I’ve been telling myself I want to go to Dublin and I think I need to make it happen soon
January 28, 2025 at 6:41 AM
The way this isn’t happening. For the life of me I can’t figure out what I’d even be interested in doing over there smhhhh one day though
How can I get rich in two months
January 12, 2025 at 1:11 AM
How can I get rich in two months
For months I’ve been telling myself I want to go to Dublin and I think I need to make it happen soon
January 10, 2025 at 6:22 AM
For months I’ve been telling myself I want to go to Dublin and I think I need to make it happen soon
Playing tlou factions would fix me
January 4, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Playing tlou factions would fix me
Went to bed with so many plans for today but woke up and made the decision that I’m not leaving the house
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January 1, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Went to bed with so many plans for today but woke up and made the decision that I’m not leaving the house
Think I’m in a fortnite mood
December 23, 2024 at 3:36 PM
Think I’m in a fortnite mood
I’ve been cutting my own hair for years but every time I try to switch it up and cut a fade I fuck myself up. So tonight I tried to cut a fade again and… I fucked myself up
December 23, 2024 at 1:56 AM
I’ve been cutting my own hair for years but every time I try to switch it up and cut a fade I fuck myself up. So tonight I tried to cut a fade again and… I fucked myself up
Tried to play Magik in Marvel Rivals and got whooped bad
December 22, 2024 at 10:45 PM
Tried to play Magik in Marvel Rivals and got whooped bad
I did it and actually survived the interaction
Just sipped the worst Thai tea of my life I’m trying to figure out if I should be a Karen and complain
December 22, 2024 at 6:46 PM
I did it and actually survived the interaction
Just sipped the worst Thai tea of my life I’m trying to figure out if I should be a Karen and complain
December 22, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Just sipped the worst Thai tea of my life I’m trying to figure out if I should be a Karen and complain
How come every time I see a clip from that dandandan anime it’s the most disgusting off putting uncomfortable scene to ever exist
December 22, 2024 at 4:29 PM
How come every time I see a clip from that dandandan anime it’s the most disgusting off putting uncomfortable scene to ever exist
Just had several epiphanies
December 15, 2024 at 6:31 AM
Just had several epiphanies
Just had bacon egg and cheese on a jalapeno Asiago bagel
December 11, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Just had bacon egg and cheese on a jalapeno Asiago bagel
Ordered sushi and they gave me two sets of chopsticks lmao that’s cute but it’s all for me
December 1, 2024 at 11:33 PM
Ordered sushi and they gave me two sets of chopsticks lmao that’s cute but it’s all for me