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jay sea
@jay-sea.bsky.social
· Nov 24
The Plain White T’s could’ve written a couple of Beatles songs, but John Lennon and Paul McCartney could’ve never written Hey There Delilah
the only time my husband has ever been around people who knew my ex, they described my ex as “Andrew Tate in a different body” and I think that it was the perfect description for my husband to fully understand the bullshit that I went through
March 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
the only time my husband has ever been around people who knew my ex, they described my ex as “Andrew Tate in a different body” and I think that it was the perfect description for my husband to fully understand the bullshit that I went through
the first time I went to ruby Tuesdays my fav 1d song ever (what a feeling) played, and today I went back and night changes played
March 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
the first time I went to ruby Tuesdays my fav 1d song ever (what a feeling) played, and today I went back and night changes played
what a feeling played while I was getting salad today at the endless salad bar at ruby tuesday
biggest flex is my husband immediately looked at me 🥰♥️
biggest flex is my husband immediately looked at me 🥰♥️
February 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
what a feeling played while I was getting salad today at the endless salad bar at ruby tuesday
biggest flex is my husband immediately looked at me 🥰♥️
biggest flex is my husband immediately looked at me 🥰♥️
an espresso martini, followed by a shot of fireball, followed by a spicy chicken sandwich, followed by a long drink
my stomach is in for it
my stomach is in for it
February 14, 2025 at 4:13 AM
an espresso martini, followed by a shot of fireball, followed by a spicy chicken sandwich, followed by a long drink
my stomach is in for it
my stomach is in for it
why tf do we have to clean EVERY DAY there is always a mess EVERY DAY it never ends. dishes done? wait until the next meal. laundry done? give it a day or two. you vacuumed? the cats tracked litter through the house I AM TIRED
February 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
why tf do we have to clean EVERY DAY there is always a mess EVERY DAY it never ends. dishes done? wait until the next meal. laundry done? give it a day or two. you vacuumed? the cats tracked litter through the house I AM TIRED
my husband just sent me this and asked me to be his valentine ♥️🥰🫶
February 7, 2025 at 5:19 AM
my husband just sent me this and asked me to be his valentine ♥️🥰🫶
I hope elon musk has a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day
January 24, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I hope elon musk has a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day
good morning, I woke up with just enough time to direct my cat’s vomit to be off of my bed, and not beside my head
January 19, 2025 at 1:59 PM
good morning, I woke up with just enough time to direct my cat’s vomit to be off of my bed, and not beside my head
I’ve opened tiktok 6 times now out of habit fml
January 19, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I’ve opened tiktok 6 times now out of habit fml
a light handed diablos employee will piss me off so bad. like why. it’s not even your food don’t be stingy
January 3, 2025 at 8:23 PM
a light handed diablos employee will piss me off so bad. like why. it’s not even your food don’t be stingy
90% of the alcoholic drinks I consume are simply so people don’t think I am pregnant
December 26, 2024 at 1:10 AM
90% of the alcoholic drinks I consume are simply so people don’t think I am pregnant
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A front page for the ages.
December 24, 2024 at 1:12 PM
A front page for the ages.
my husband was trying to soothe my social anxiety and in doing so, he tells me “baby, you look so - average.” which was not what he meant, but he said it
December 21, 2024 at 4:48 AM
my husband was trying to soothe my social anxiety and in doing so, he tells me “baby, you look so - average.” which was not what he meant, but he said it
I’m so glad I saw the Jonas brothers last year, before Nick came out as a trumpie
December 19, 2024 at 4:36 PM
I’m so glad I saw the Jonas brothers last year, before Nick came out as a trumpie
gonna say something controversial but the wicked movie underwhelmed me
December 17, 2024 at 7:18 PM
gonna say something controversial but the wicked movie underwhelmed me
aha I knew it wasn’t my wifi
December 11, 2024 at 6:16 PM
aha I knew it wasn’t my wifi
Whoever snitched on that man in that McDonald’s… your mom’s a hoe
December 9, 2024 at 5:42 PM
Whoever snitched on that man in that McDonald’s… your mom’s a hoe
quick jimmy kimmel
make lea Michele play this game
make lea Michele play this game
December 7, 2024 at 5:24 AM
quick jimmy kimmel
make lea Michele play this game
make lea Michele play this game
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i had this experience too kinda
December 5, 2024 at 11:29 PM
i had this experience too kinda
the clerk at the urgent care today was excited to gossip with me over the CEO of UH being pew pewed. she said, and I quote, “I wonder what life saving procedure they refused to cover”. I felt safe there 🤣
December 5, 2024 at 12:00 AM
the clerk at the urgent care today was excited to gossip with me over the CEO of UH being pew pewed. she said, and I quote, “I wonder what life saving procedure they refused to cover”. I felt safe there 🤣
real love is a hot fresh towel after a hot bath
December 3, 2024 at 2:32 AM
real love is a hot fresh towel after a hot bath
life hack: leave items in your Amazon cart and your dad will be too boomer to realize he accidentally bought the stuff for you
December 2, 2024 at 11:36 PM
life hack: leave items in your Amazon cart and your dad will be too boomer to realize he accidentally bought the stuff for you
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The two sides of me 🎀
December 2, 2024 at 5:43 PM
The two sides of me 🎀