@jay-purson.bsky.social
This is a lovely piece of writing
October 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
This is a lovely piece of writing
Maybe people should refer to them as "Lil' Commodities", if he's having trouble...
May 16, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Maybe people should refer to them as "Lil' Commodities", if he's having trouble...
They're describing my third and sixth grade teachers. Part of the reason I grew up nicely salted...
May 16, 2025 at 10:50 PM
They're describing my third and sixth grade teachers. Part of the reason I grew up nicely salted...
Look at my cat,
Isn't he neat?
Doesn't he look like,
He wants something to eat?
Isn't he neat?
Doesn't he look like,
He wants something to eat?
May 16, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Look at my cat,
Isn't he neat?
Doesn't he look like,
He wants something to eat?
Isn't he neat?
Doesn't he look like,
He wants something to eat?
"Not cool, Bro! This is, like, misappropriation of my whole species, Bro!"
May 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
"Not cool, Bro! This is, like, misappropriation of my whole species, Bro!"
"Wonder if the camera guy knows I'm slowly farting?"
May 16, 2025 at 10:45 PM
"Wonder if the camera guy knows I'm slowly farting?"
"Whaddya mean, 'declined'? Mittens needs catnip, Baby!"
May 16, 2025 at 10:42 PM
"Whaddya mean, 'declined'? Mittens needs catnip, Baby!"
Yeah, but that cat's just thinking about his Hungry Heart...
May 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Yeah, but that cat's just thinking about his Hungry Heart...
Damn. Now I gots ta' have baked beans on toast...
May 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Damn. Now I gots ta' have baked beans on toast...
Delivered by A-MEOW-zon
May 16, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Delivered by A-MEOW-zon
I've now seen your cat.
May 16, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I've now seen your cat.
"Jeez Louise... You try to sneak off for a quick poop and some fucker whips out their phone."
May 13, 2025 at 12:51 AM
"Jeez Louise... You try to sneak off for a quick poop and some fucker whips out their phone."
I'd reply, but I totally didn't read this...
May 13, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I'd reply, but I totally didn't read this...
"Hurry up and light it, already! I've got the shakes real bad..."
May 13, 2025 at 12:48 AM
"Hurry up and light it, already! I've got the shakes real bad..."
"Patience, Dennis. Someone will walk past any minute now."
May 13, 2025 at 12:45 AM
"Patience, Dennis. Someone will walk past any minute now."
"I know it's organic, but does it qualify as Fair Trade if I catch it myself?"
May 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
"I know it's organic, but does it qualify as Fair Trade if I catch it myself?"
"For the last time, Doris, I don't know what pegging isssaaarrgggh!"
May 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
"For the last time, Doris, I don't know what pegging isssaaarrgggh!"
Lady bugs you enough, you're gonna bee her honey. Okay, I'm just gonna go and punch myself in the face...
May 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Lady bugs you enough, you're gonna bee her honey. Okay, I'm just gonna go and punch myself in the face...
No, you canNOT eat my liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti...
May 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM
No, you canNOT eat my liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti...
"Wanna buy some yellow thingies? Just three bones and a chin-scratchy!"
May 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
"Wanna buy some yellow thingies? Just three bones and a chin-scratchy!"
"Okay, Steve, what am I thinking now?"
"Jesus, Dave... I'm not sticking a carrot there."
"Jesus, Dave... I'm not sticking a carrot there."
May 13, 2025 at 12:36 AM
"Okay, Steve, what am I thinking now?"
"Jesus, Dave... I'm not sticking a carrot there."
"Jesus, Dave... I'm not sticking a carrot there."
I don't trust the Rain's promises since that time he popped out to "buy cigarettes" and never came back...
May 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I don't trust the Rain's promises since that time he popped out to "buy cigarettes" and never came back...
So you just thought you'd share some Cher?
May 13, 2025 at 12:30 AM
So you just thought you'd share some Cher?
Hmph. Cheaters are all the same...
May 13, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Hmph. Cheaters are all the same...
I feel like this cat thinks I'm a cunt. He's not wrong.
May 13, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I feel like this cat thinks I'm a cunt. He's not wrong.