Jay CiabattaBread
@jay-ciabattabread.bsky.social
All other accounts are fake! All of them!
I just don't think skeleton is different enough from luge to have its own name. Call it prone luge or something.
February 12, 2026 at 6:52 PM
I just don't think skeleton is different enough from luge to have its own name. Call it prone luge or something.
Were we actually supposed to sing "coinbase"
February 9, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Were we actually supposed to sing "coinbase"
The best part about buttered rolls is that the roll doesn't even have to be that good
June 22, 2025 at 5:32 PM
The best part about buttered rolls is that the roll doesn't even have to be that good
The last week in NY has felt like Noah's Ark; come on I wanna do outdoor stuff
June 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The last week in NY has felt like Noah's Ark; come on I wanna do outdoor stuff
Found a phone in the middle of the road and while I was waiting for the owner to come get it, someone else called it and said "ay yo why you f**kin my b**ch!?" Sir I am an innocent third party 🫥
June 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Found a phone in the middle of the road and while I was waiting for the owner to come get it, someone else called it and said "ay yo why you f**kin my b**ch!?" Sir I am an innocent third party 🫥
I love German people
April 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I love German people
So this is most likely an anti-racist sticker poking fun at a right-wing group called Loud Majority, but it's not great that my first interpretation of it was "LI is racist and we're proud of it."
April 23, 2025 at 2:14 PM
So this is most likely an anti-racist sticker poking fun at a right-wing group called Loud Majority, but it's not great that my first interpretation of it was "LI is racist and we're proud of it."
Easter is not pagan, please spread this knowledge
April 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Easter is not pagan, please spread this knowledge
LED headlights have ruined night walks
April 2, 2025 at 12:05 AM
LED headlights have ruined night walks
Contrary to what some may think, NY isn't a progressive state, but merely a Democratic Party state. Never has that been more clear.
March 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Contrary to what some may think, NY isn't a progressive state, but merely a Democratic Party state. Never has that been more clear.
Shaving your head is actually really satisfying; I highly recommend it.
March 5, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Shaving your head is actually really satisfying; I highly recommend it.
Looking for countries that offer duel citizenship—you win a duel and then you get citizenship.
February 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Looking for countries that offer duel citizenship—you win a duel and then you get citizenship.
Sometimes I'll read something and think "wow that's pretty dumb for Bluesky" and then realize I'm actually on Threads.
January 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Sometimes I'll read something and think "wow that's pretty dumb for Bluesky" and then realize I'm actually on Threads.
Cuisinart should not be pronounced the way it is
January 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Cuisinart should not be pronounced the way it is
I have a 102.2° fever 😮💨
January 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I have a 102.2° fever 😮💨
I found it. The worst take.
January 21, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I found it. The worst take.
"Gulf of America" is to "Gulf of Mexico" what "X" is to "Twitter."
January 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
"Gulf of America" is to "Gulf of Mexico" what "X" is to "Twitter."
I don't understand bad reviews that say stuff like "so terrible I threw it in the TRASH!!" for things that are easily returnable. Like don't you want a refund or...?
January 20, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I don't understand bad reviews that say stuff like "so terrible I threw it in the TRASH!!" for things that are easily returnable. Like don't you want a refund or...?
Tech companies need to realize that nobody is impressed with how slim a product is
January 16, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Tech companies need to realize that nobody is impressed with how slim a product is
I found a bag of old skinny jeans in my closet—the Millennialness of which is only overshadowed by the fact that I was looking for an N64.
January 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I found a bag of old skinny jeans in my closet—the Millennialness of which is only overshadowed by the fact that I was looking for an N64.
My feed is like 10% pictures of blue jays. This algorithm is a little... intense.
January 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
My feed is like 10% pictures of blue jays. This algorithm is a little... intense.
Good evening to everyone except those who drive diagonally across parking lots.
January 10, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Good evening to everyone except those who drive diagonally across parking lots.
Hey this actually might be better
January 9, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Hey this actually might be better