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Jay
@jay-bunch-o-nums.bsky.social
Pseudonymous Chicago guy.
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Doing this at all the ladies this fall.
Who keeps leaving these lighters in my pockets?
December 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
It's not fun being a consultant who primarily comes in after a different consulting firm fucked it up.

Not only do I have to contend with the shittiest software engineering at the lowest price, but every client I've had for like 3 years starts our working relationship super pissed off.
December 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Men are too emotional for the business world. Every time someone starts getting worked up and shouting in a work call, it's a man with a middle management job at a manufacturer or retailer.

But, IDK, maybe insulting people and shouting is a winning strategy for selling tractors.
December 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
February 12th, 2026
December 8, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Bro, I'm starting to get concerned about your status effects.
December 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Wish I knew more whimsical people. Many lack whimsy, and it's fucked up.
December 8, 2025 at 12:24 AM
He's just chill'n
December 6, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Dance Gavin Dance's recent album "Pantheon" is so good, probably my new favorite. I think Andrew Wells is a really good fit as full-time vocalist.
December 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I started playing "S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2" and am about 20 hours in.

I'm really enjoying my time with the game so far. I wasn't expecting it to be so good looking after playing the some of the first game.
December 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I love KDE Plasma.
December 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Might fuck around and make an apple pie.
December 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
In some ways rejection in friendship feels worse to me than romantic rejection. You don't wanna fuck me, cool neither would I, not my type. But, you don't want to smoke weed and hang out? Damn, you must really want me to die, huh?
December 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM
🤷
December 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Everything gambling, now.
December 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Bro had mind-quad powers and only tried to kill some Army officers? Bro had no imagination. If I had astral projection type mind-quad powers I would dream bigger than that.
December 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Reposted by Jay
December 2, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I turn 29 this month. 29 is such an unpleasantly odd number I'm gonna lie and say in 30.
December 1, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Guy who announces his stop on the train so that the women don't think he's following them.
December 1, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I never thought I would be a Linux guy, but I love Linux.

Tech billionaires made me a Linux guy, those fuckers.
November 30, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Wanna smoke a joint then go down to trader Joe's and be an obstacle for the rudest boomers you've ever met?
November 30, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Men yearn to blow their nose real big into a handkerchief then stuff it in their back pocket, but society won't let them.
November 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I appreciate a mean person that's mean to people who deserve it.
November 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I was not expecting how often Mulder and Scully almost die or get permanently disfigured in the X Files.
November 29, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I just read "Castaways in Tim" by Robert Adams.

Gotta say, I didn't like it very much. I don't think I am enough of an alternate history pervert to enjoy it.
November 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Ah, yes. The 4 am 3rd serving of pie. We meet again.
November 28, 2025 at 10:34 AM