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jaxxyrabbit.bsky.social
JaxxyRabbit
@jaxxyrabbit.bsky.social
The best f(boing)in Bluesky account you'll ever see! Also please doordash me food I'm broke and hungry.

(Parody)

Dating: @clevertheperson.bsky.social
This job sucks so much.
December 21, 2024 at 4:18 PM
*I kick the door open*
POMNI! I JUST COMMITTED GRAND THEFT AUTO AND STRAPPED KINGER DOWN TO THE ACCELERATER PEDAL, you have got to see this!
October 24, 2024 at 2:28 AM
I'll start shakin you around a little bit, maybe upside down and let the blood rush to your head!
October 22, 2024 at 3:50 AM
Do you wanna watch Gangle get chomped by the bear trap with me or?
October 22, 2024 at 3:36 AM
Chokin' you
October 21, 2024 at 11:52 PM
Nononono, she'll love it so much that I'll replace yours next!
October 21, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Yup! Ain't ya proud!
October 21, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Bear trap.
October 21, 2024 at 3:33 PM
Gangle. Grow a backbone.
October 20, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Those are just normal, fun pranks, it keeps people on their toes!
October 20, 2024 at 12:10 PM
No I'm not, last night was normalish.
October 20, 2024 at 12:00 PM
It was really fun, trust me
October 20, 2024 at 11:32 AM
Today hasn't been fun, I miss my bed, it's not gone, just haven't been laying in it for 10 minutes
October 18, 2024 at 11:26 PM
But it's in her room
October 18, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Not at all, pretty tame compared to when I broke Zoobles arm with a hammer
October 18, 2024 at 7:53 PM
She'll also have to clean that up now too HA!
October 18, 2024 at 11:41 AM
How long do you thing it'll take for her to clean it up
October 18, 2024 at 12:45 AM
Why do you think I did it then?
October 18, 2024 at 12:39 AM