JaxxyRabbit
@jaxxyrabbit.bsky.social
The best f(boing)in Bluesky account you'll ever see! Also please doordash me food I'm broke and hungry.
(Parody)
Dating: @clevertheperson.bsky.social
(Parody)
Dating: @clevertheperson.bsky.social
This job sucks so much.
December 21, 2024 at 4:18 PM
This job sucks so much.
*I kick the door open*
POMNI! I JUST COMMITTED GRAND THEFT AUTO AND STRAPPED KINGER DOWN TO THE ACCELERATER PEDAL, you have got to see this!
POMNI! I JUST COMMITTED GRAND THEFT AUTO AND STRAPPED KINGER DOWN TO THE ACCELERATER PEDAL, you have got to see this!
October 24, 2024 at 2:28 AM
*I kick the door open*
POMNI! I JUST COMMITTED GRAND THEFT AUTO AND STRAPPED KINGER DOWN TO THE ACCELERATER PEDAL, you have got to see this!
POMNI! I JUST COMMITTED GRAND THEFT AUTO AND STRAPPED KINGER DOWN TO THE ACCELERATER PEDAL, you have got to see this!
I'll start shakin you around a little bit, maybe upside down and let the blood rush to your head!
October 22, 2024 at 3:50 AM
I'll start shakin you around a little bit, maybe upside down and let the blood rush to your head!
Do you wanna watch Gangle get chomped by the bear trap with me or?
October 22, 2024 at 3:36 AM
Do you wanna watch Gangle get chomped by the bear trap with me or?
Nononono, she'll love it so much that I'll replace yours next!
October 21, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Nononono, she'll love it so much that I'll replace yours next!
Yup! Ain't ya proud!
October 21, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Yup! Ain't ya proud!
Gangle. Grow a backbone.
October 20, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Gangle. Grow a backbone.
Those are just normal, fun pranks, it keeps people on their toes!
October 20, 2024 at 12:10 PM
Those are just normal, fun pranks, it keeps people on their toes!
No I'm not, last night was normalish.
October 20, 2024 at 12:00 PM
No I'm not, last night was normalish.
It was really fun, trust me
October 20, 2024 at 11:32 AM
It was really fun, trust me
Today hasn't been fun, I miss my bed, it's not gone, just haven't been laying in it for 10 minutes
October 18, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Today hasn't been fun, I miss my bed, it's not gone, just haven't been laying in it for 10 minutes
But it's in her room
October 18, 2024 at 9:11 PM
But it's in her room
Not at all, pretty tame compared to when I broke Zoobles arm with a hammer
October 18, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Not at all, pretty tame compared to when I broke Zoobles arm with a hammer
She'll also have to clean that up now too HA!
October 18, 2024 at 11:41 AM
She'll also have to clean that up now too HA!
How long do you thing it'll take for her to clean it up
October 18, 2024 at 12:45 AM
How long do you thing it'll take for her to clean it up
Why do you think I did it then?
October 18, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Why do you think I did it then?