Come with me to my dog bed.

2400 years ago, someone painted what might be the zestiest Ancient Greek twink onto a vase.

In the full vase it looks like he has wings and fabric so I took some liberties and drew my rendition.

Any immortals reading lmk if you redraw it in another 2000 years ☺️

Don’t talk to me or my son ever again. 😤🦈

Some words.

Happy New Year or sumn

The fact that I don’t have a cute femboy boyfriend to make couple content with is criminal.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Head is not even that good. Most people suck at giving it and it leaves a lot to be desired. Just be up front and say that you are too lazy to put in the effort to clean out to bottom. Thank you.

My birthday is Monday 😭

Fun fact: I have a crippling fear of needles! I spent three hours this morning trying to force myself to prick my finger for a blood test, only for me to have a friend come over to help me do it! 😃

So, like, we’re supposed to let Twitter just burn to the ground, yeah?

I’m not your buddy, friend.

neat.