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jaxman0410.bsky.social
Midnight Mechanic
@jaxman0410.bsky.social
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he/they no longer a professional mechanic but still a MOPAR maniac

Will do nasty things for any 60's MOPAR
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Midnight Mechanic @jaxman0410.bsky.social · Nov 7
I'm gonna start blueing all my stupid discord statuses here. At least the ones I remember

Now on bluesky
jaxman0410.bsky.social
If anything, that CEO is a hero—he just did it so the kid could meet the tennis player. #Hero

@TheTrolleyGame - @byDanDans

#TheTrolleySolution
December 17, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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ripleylacross.bsky.social
HOW TO POOP IN THE WOODS, a comic.

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COMIC, 5 panels. Panel 1: It's day 2 of your wilderness excursion, and you're enjoying your first cup of coffee... IMAGE: A camper sitting in front of their tent, raising a cup of joe to their mouth. Panel 2: ...but your body has decided it's time for BROWNIES. IMAGE: Same camper, caught by surprise! Oh no. That's a bowel movement. Panel 3: TITLE - HOW TO POOP IN THE WOODS Step 1: Gather Supplies. A trowel (or strong stick), Hand Sanitizer, Ziploc Bag, Butt Wipe. Drawings of an ultralight trowel (Deuce of Spades, specifically), a bottle of hand sani, a ziploc back, and a roll of toilet paper. STEP 2: Locate Blast Zone Panel 4: At least 200 ft (70 paces) away from water, campsites, and trails. The camper is wandering off into the woods behind their tent. Panel 5: Ideal: Soft, dark soil where water does not pool or run. The camper, holding their supplies, has found their ideal spot.
December 14, 2023 at 9:15 PM
jaxman0410.bsky.social
Electrical engineer sibling comes out as transfem. Call them a TranSIStor
November 23, 2024 at 10:53 PM
jaxman0410.bsky.social
Oh god it's the land of furbies
November 14, 2024 at 7:08 AM
jaxman0410.bsky.social
Take a left at funky town. It right past flavor town you can't miss it
November 14, 2024 at 7:04 AM
jaxman0410.bsky.social
This is why I always buckle down my terrible choices that I made at 2am
November 14, 2024 at 7:03 AM
jaxman0410.bsky.social
everybody blows a little differently
November 14, 2024 at 7:02 AM
jaxman0410.bsky.social
“How much you drink each round is up to you. You measure that with your heart.”
November 14, 2024 at 7:01 AM
jaxman0410.bsky.social
Metal flake is just glitter for car dads
November 14, 2024 at 6:58 AM
jaxman0410.bsky.social
"Does Jesus have nipples?" "I don't know who has a crucifix handy?"
November 14, 2024 at 6:57 AM
jaxman0410.bsky.social
you know what it's been 4 years and I'm still slightly upset
tweet from 2020 complaining about not going to a monster truck show
November 14, 2024 at 6:43 AM
jaxman0410.bsky.social
"I'm like the mars rover butt angry" - out of context quotes
November 14, 2024 at 6:40 AM
jaxman0410.bsky.social
I just realized that confession is ye olde therapy
November 14, 2024 at 6:37 AM
jaxman0410.bsky.social
Ever have a morning that feels like falling out of a tree and hitting every branch on the way down?
Cause that's every morning I have.
I swear if my phone wasn't my alarm I'd break it every day
November 14, 2024 at 6:32 AM
jaxman0410.bsky.social
I'm gonna start blueing all my stupid discord statuses here. At least the ones I remember

Now on bluesky
November 7, 2024 at 3:40 AM
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notyournyx.bsky.social
Always 💖

Don't make me tap the sign
November 6, 2024 at 5:42 AM
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fmsqueeze.bsky.social
I'll post the bonus panel at 🔁40 and ♥300 so you can see those wonders for yourself 👀
March 7, 2024 at 7:06 PM
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fmsqueeze.bsky.social
Bonus panel, as promised! It's a patrǝon exclusive, but I'll post the nude version at 🔁200 and ♥750
March 6, 2024 at 6:50 PM
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fmsqueeze.bsky.social
I'll post the bonus panel if we reach 🔁60 and ♥ 400!
February 29, 2024 at 6:11 PM