JaxHammy
jaxhammy.bsky.social
JaxHammy
@jaxhammy.bsky.social
Feel like it would be fun with a much higher cap on questions! Hard to truly rule down to only one team out of all of FBS/FCS/D2 with only 4 actual questions
October 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Canned chipotles are the secret to immediate flavor

Mince some chiles up for the best chipotle mayo or salsa addition
June 18, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Producer was getting brined with Hegseth and Jeanine
June 15, 2025 at 3:23 AM
It’s like they haven’t even attended a UCLA game at the Rose Bowl
June 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Run the bawwlll !
June 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
“Yeah but the golden retriever likes drinking beer, so”
April 10, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I’ll admit, I totally thought that Clemson alum Hunter Renfrow had switched to playing outfield
April 3, 2025 at 4:52 PM
*Speaking to an orangutan through the fence*

JD: “so how long you been here for?”
March 28, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Today, the NYT learned that correlation does not equal causation
March 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
And that’s why Gonzaga stan @alexkirshner.com will never make it to Mars
March 18, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I like how a graph of Fun vs Excitement kinda makes a frown
March 14, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Philly baseline is smart guy/fun quadrant, but when the Birds are on, they wander southeast into the dumb guy/even more fun quadrant
March 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
That strawberry ice cream looks like the cross section of a brain
March 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The hood actually opens up to be a George Foreman grill - that's why it's angled
March 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Love the jester hat on top of the wave - what a beautifully subtle touch
February 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Not sure if you’ve ever read the Mistborn series, but I’m imagine you as one of the Keepers - banking away knowledge to prevent the empire from washing it away
February 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Well 10 out 12 of FSU’s scoreboards looked similar this year
February 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Looking at you, Mare of Easttown
February 17, 2025 at 1:53 AM
If true, I fear for Spencer’s safety
February 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Glad that you’re back in the pod - go birds
February 10, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Would be wild if he went on a war against NFL owners because they wouldn’t let him join their club with the Bills. Incredibly on-brand
February 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Didn’t even have to mention that he shaved his head à la Britney Spears after losing a couple games this year
February 6, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Looks like @edsbs.bsky.social playing golf in his JNCOs
February 6, 2025 at 6:23 AM
That TV caption also describes the end of Russell Wilson’s time in Seattle
February 4, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Mack Brown: not chill vampire
January 30, 2025 at 3:10 PM