Bug Eyes and Dead Eyes.

Even #HappyMarsh wants to know.

Look, chucking a sandwich at a police officer is no sub-stitute for peaceful resistance. The man is no hero. But I do feel bad the po’boy was charged with a felony. What we need is a grinder and gentler nation. That’s a wrap.

I rescued a little wolf spider wandering around our kitchen. I gently scooped it up with a cup and dropped it outside. Where a lizard ate it. Which brings up the fact that they still haven’t released the Epstein files.

“There are few people in England I suppose, who have more true enjoyment of music than myself, or a better natural taste. If I had ever learnt, I should have been a great proficient.“ - Lady Catherine de Bourgh in Jane Austen’s Pride and Prejudice

Get the entire crew off the ISS. Crash it into the sea. Cancel all contracts with SpaceX.

Americans care more about the egg surcharge at Waffle House than the ongoing and rapid disassembly of our democracy.

Hey, the richest man in the world and his goons are happily hacking away in federal computer systems, shutting down offices and locking out employees, all with the blessings of the 🍊💩🤡. But why worry? I’m sure it will all work out just fine.

Rather than raising prices on imported goods to absorb tariffs, retailers should put a “tariffs surcharge” line item on their receipts so we know exactly how much the idiotic trade war launched by the 🍊💩🤡 is costing us.

Times have changed. These days, treasonous leaders get re-elected.

Molly really doesn’t dig fireworks. Blankie and fan help. Happy NY all.

Payback is hell: Ancient DNA suggests syphilis originated in Americas before ravaging Europe

Whiskey church.

Going on 8 days without TV news or news radio. I know not seeing that psychopath or hearing his stupid voice won’t make him go away, but it sure makes me feel more at peace.