new years resolutions:
- smoke less
- drink more
- wink more often
- improve gilbert gottfried impression
- eat more varieties of potato
- bake more birthday cakes
- unlearn computers
- jerk off more efficiently
- wear more red

very nearly pooped my pants diarrhea style, in case anyone was wondering

I occasionally still open Twitter for work reasons and sometimes it pays off.

oh wow this app really doesnt work too well either does it

yo anyone know if we're allowed to post shaft on bluesky?

twitter sucks 99% of the time but i saw this and started laughing so hard i cried for at least 3 minutes straight

i hope we can collectively work to make this site exactly as toxic and miserable as twitter 💖💖