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Jawn Fetterman
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Not really a Senator.
Dain bramaged goon.
Likely turncoat and total phony.
(He/Him)
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Godspeed
Cover of Donald Fagen's album "The Nightfly" in which Fagen sits in a recording booth with professional microphones, gear reminiscent of the OP's photo
March 28, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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March 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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South Park scene. An army of Otters dressed somewhat like Storm Troopers (Star Wars type, not Nazis)
March 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Age yourself with a toy from your childhood.
Gobots "Crane Brain" - Crane attachment attached to midsection like a dick, which is the joke. Also I legit have one on my shelf for same reason.
March 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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It's dangerous to go alone. Take this!
Dope-ass flame-thrower
March 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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March 22, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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A legend:
Godspeed to Kurtwood Smith - may he continue to entertain and delight his fans and loved ones for many years to come!
March 22, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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RIP in peace to a heavyweight of the alternative grilling scene and progenitor of so many more Georges' Foreman.

I am excited to see where they take his hotplate technology legacy into the future.
George Foreman posing next to a weird waffle-maker of sorts that was the source of all of his fame and fortune.
March 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Oops
World's biggest loser-ass POS prior to his Gender Affirmation Surgical Procedures
March 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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*hops in the fryer*
Meat clown tube meat
March 22, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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March 21, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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My little ones and I just finished this book, would recommend to any other pet parents out there:
"How to talk to you cat about gun safety" by The American Assosciation of Patriots. "Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers that Threaten Their Nine Lives" Sad looking extra fluffy grey tabby kitten on cover.
March 20, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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March 20, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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It's not like they've been subtle about it
the absolute bottom of the barrel humans at cpac ~2016 with "i'd rather be a russian than a democrat" shirts meme they were not mincing words
March 19, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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it's afraid..
Starship Troopers "It's afraid." meme
March 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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March 19, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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This isn't even their final/stupidest form
Fell for it again/Akira soyjack
March 19, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Touch and go?
March 18, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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March 18, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Me promising myself I won't touch those single-stock inverse ETFs again...
Lois Griffin eyeing them pills meme
March 16, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Homer Sumpson driving car saying "you didn't have to tell it like it is, Marge"
March 16, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Ben Stiller as Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder
March 16, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Sorry, meant to be an Arrested Development joke but admittedly a stretch and not quite accurate to the lone:
March 16, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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It is pretty hilarious, in a Greek tragedy sort of way 😅
Economists:
GOB Bluth and other members of the ministry of economics with a sign reading "We demand to be taken seriously"
March 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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I hate to be the spoiler..
The cast of ABC's Lost in costume on the Island
March 16, 2025 at 12:24 AM