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Make America GiveBillaBJ Again
November 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Make America GiveBillaBJ Again
I’ve already seen multiple Louvre jewel robber costumes - I bet those thieves had no idea they’d also be stealing our hearts
November 1, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I’ve already seen multiple Louvre jewel robber costumes - I bet those thieves had no idea they’d also be stealing our hearts
Kids these days with their 6-7.
When I was a kid we had 8-6-7-5-3-0-9.
When I was a kid we had 8-6-7-5-3-0-9.
October 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Kids these days with their 6-7.
When I was a kid we had 8-6-7-5-3-0-9.
When I was a kid we had 8-6-7-5-3-0-9.
Comics doing crowdwork at open mics is like if strippers solicited other strippers for lap dances
September 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Comics doing crowdwork at open mics is like if strippers solicited other strippers for lap dances
Bars/Venues with black lights or specific colored lighting in your bathroom (ex: purple lighting), please stop! I can’t tell if I’m done wiping or if I need to go to the hospital
May 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Bars/Venues with black lights or specific colored lighting in your bathroom (ex: purple lighting), please stop! I can’t tell if I’m done wiping or if I need to go to the hospital
Alright, I’ll settle gorilla vs 100 men
May 1, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Alright, I’ll settle gorilla vs 100 men
The 100 men v gorilla debate is becoming so heated I’m concerned someone’s gonna make it happen
April 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM
The 100 men v gorilla debate is becoming so heated I’m concerned someone’s gonna make it happen
If Saquon does that backwards hurdle move over Trump I’ll forgive him
April 29, 2025 at 2:09 PM
If Saquon does that backwards hurdle move over Trump I’ll forgive him
Weaning myself off the dating apps to meet people the old fashioned way - waiting for them to get divorced
April 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Weaning myself off the dating apps to meet people the old fashioned way - waiting for them to get divorced
There’s gotta be at least one guy who is only interested in Big Foot because of a a foot fetish
April 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
There’s gotta be at least one guy who is only interested in Big Foot because of a a foot fetish
Is there the way to tell the algorithm I bought a product and it can stop showing me ads for it?
April 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Is there the way to tell the algorithm I bought a product and it can stop showing me ads for it?
What’s happening on the internet this week? Oh, middle aged men who call people snowflakes are upset about the latest Disney princess movie? Cool
March 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
What’s happening on the internet this week? Oh, middle aged men who call people snowflakes are upset about the latest Disney princess movie? Cool
I have health insurance so why does every doctor visit feel like the worst financial decision I’ve ever made?
March 14, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I have health insurance so why does every doctor visit feel like the worst financial decision I’ve ever made?
Can I watch the Oscars if I haven’t seen 97 movies?
March 2, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Can I watch the Oscars if I haven’t seen 97 movies?
Stop calling people snowflakes if you’re too scared to ride Septa
February 28, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Stop calling people snowflakes if you’re too scared to ride Septa
Bar rescue but Jon Taffer just shows up and cancels open mic night
February 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Bar rescue but Jon Taffer just shows up and cancels open mic night
Waiting for the Trump administration to take a stand on transition lenses
February 25, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Waiting for the Trump administration to take a stand on transition lenses
Why isn’t the assistant manager called a mini boss?
February 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Why isn’t the assistant manager called a mini boss?
Whoa! The same people who were mad about the halftime show are now mad the eagles don’t want to go to the White House? That’s so weird
February 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Whoa! The same people who were mad about the halftime show are now mad the eagles don’t want to go to the White House? That’s so weird
Just joined! Needed a new echo chamber in my life
February 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Just joined! Needed a new echo chamber in my life