Javier Garcia
@javiergarcia.bsky.social
I will only post useful things that a) might help people or b) make them soil themselves with laughter.
That is my solemn vow.
That is my solemn vow.
I often cite this example from the last episode of Kuennsberg before the summer recess and the deliberate choice of still despite the political credentials of the other guests that day
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I often cite this example from the last episode of Kuennsberg before the summer recess and the deliberate choice of still despite the political credentials of the other guests that day
Forgot she was a thing still...
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Forgot she was a thing still...
Sports photographer here - happy to compromise myself and my principles and root around his bins for the greater good
November 11, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Sports photographer here - happy to compromise myself and my principles and root around his bins for the greater good
Tis the season for calling Farridge a Pumpkin Spiced Traitor
November 11, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Tis the season for calling Farridge a Pumpkin Spiced Traitor
One of the biggest, dare I say impressive, political sleights of hand I've ever witnessed was Johnson convincing the good folk of Hartlepool that he was just like them. They soon found out the truth... Let's not be so stupid that they do the same again with old brown teeth ffs
November 11, 2025 at 9:43 AM
One of the biggest, dare I say impressive, political sleights of hand I've ever witnessed was Johnson convincing the good folk of Hartlepool that he was just like them. They soon found out the truth... Let's not be so stupid that they do the same again with old brown teeth ffs
"I DON'T PAY MY TAXES TO BE TREATED LIKE A SECOND CLASS CITIZEN IN MY OWN COUNTRY!"
November 11, 2025 at 9:40 AM
"I DON'T PAY MY TAXES TO BE TREATED LIKE A SECOND CLASS CITIZEN IN MY OWN COUNTRY!"
Who knew that China would spot the economic opportunity whilst the West engages in vulture wars before the inevitable tardy reaction that won't make a dent...
November 11, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Who knew that China would spot the economic opportunity whilst the West engages in vulture wars before the inevitable tardy reaction that won't make a dent...
Yeah but Rachel Reeves something something £900 rental licence something heads must roll
November 11, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Yeah but Rachel Reeves something something £900 rental licence something heads must roll
He's clearly a Homer-phobe
November 11, 2025 at 9:32 AM
He's clearly a Homer-phobe
Won't anyone think of the billions of happy bacteria?
November 11, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Won't anyone think of the billions of happy bacteria?
Indeed - as a consequence, if you watch i-player over there via a vpn you are technically doing so illegally
November 11, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Indeed - as a consequence, if you watch i-player over there via a vpn you are technically doing so illegally
Except if Jo Brand makes a joke about milkshake, obvs.
Then he becomes snowflakier than Rudolf
Then he becomes snowflakier than Rudolf
November 11, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Except if Jo Brand makes a joke about milkshake, obvs.
Then he becomes snowflakier than Rudolf
Then he becomes snowflakier than Rudolf
He tells it like it is.
"It" being Kremlin Orders
"It" being Kremlin Orders
November 11, 2025 at 9:15 AM
He tells it like it is.
"It" being Kremlin Orders
"It" being Kremlin Orders
Had to google him
High treason, eh?
Sounds about right, but I draw the line on firing squad. Happy to send him up in a shitty light aircraft and keep everything crossed, mind...
High treason, eh?
Sounds about right, but I draw the line on firing squad. Happy to send him up in a shitty light aircraft and keep everything crossed, mind...
November 11, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Had to google him
High treason, eh?
Sounds about right, but I draw the line on firing squad. Happy to send him up in a shitty light aircraft and keep everything crossed, mind...
High treason, eh?
Sounds about right, but I draw the line on firing squad. Happy to send him up in a shitty light aircraft and keep everything crossed, mind...
Hong Kong was up there too
November 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Hong Kong was up there too
Sounds decent enough these days to be ignored by Question Time in favour of Matthew fucking Godwin
November 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Sounds decent enough these days to be ignored by Question Time in favour of Matthew fucking Godwin
Yeah - architect-in-Chief of all of this off the back of a stupid error of judgement. Never thought I'd agree with Yelland this morning (it's hard to forget what he presided over but glad he has seen the error of his ways) that this goes much deeper.
"Funny" how it sat dormant for so long until now
"Funny" how it sat dormant for so long until now
November 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Yeah - architect-in-Chief of all of this off the back of a stupid error of judgement. Never thought I'd agree with Yelland this morning (it's hard to forget what he presided over but glad he has seen the error of his ways) that this goes much deeper.
"Funny" how it sat dormant for so long until now
"Funny" how it sat dormant for so long until now
Stomach turning to hear that - shame there was no time to quiz the panel on their thought, particularly the Edwardian Invertebrate
November 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Stomach turning to hear that - shame there was no time to quiz the panel on their thought, particularly the Edwardian Invertebrate
The 1863 Manbaby Convention
November 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
The 1863 Manbaby Convention