Lauren
@javelina.bsky.social
March 1. We have made it through the darkest times.
March 2, 2025 at 1:31 AM
March 1. We have made it through the darkest times.
Take Giancarlo Stanton’s pain and give it to me
March 1, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Take Giancarlo Stanton’s pain and give it to me
If the pope dies idk what I’ll do
February 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
If the pope dies idk what I’ll do
So bored. Might lift weights
February 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
So bored. Might lift weights
I actually don’t care
February 23, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I actually don’t care
Time for my morning shart. I mean shit! I mean FART!!! Damn it…
February 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Time for my morning shart. I mean shit! I mean FART!!! Damn it…
Elliot is sitting in Millie’s spot and Millie is sitting in Elliot’s spot. Welp, today is gonna be a weird one! 😂
February 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Elliot is sitting in Millie’s spot and Millie is sitting in Elliot’s spot. Welp, today is gonna be a weird one! 😂
I’ll know I’ve fully recovered from surgery once I can seamlessly execute the cotton eyed Joe
February 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I’ll know I’ve fully recovered from surgery once I can seamlessly execute the cotton eyed Joe
Thinking about reconnecting with my old van leeuwen coworker who was on impractical jokers
February 16, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Thinking about reconnecting with my old van leeuwen coworker who was on impractical jokers
Once the Girl Scout cookies get here it’s fucking over
February 15, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Once the Girl Scout cookies get here it’s fucking over
I guess no one wants to fucking talk on Valentine’s Day
February 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I guess no one wants to fucking talk on Valentine’s Day
Imagine if Italians fought in the revolutionary war
February 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Imagine if Italians fought in the revolutionary war
Getting pushed around in a wheelchair was crazy bro
February 15, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Getting pushed around in a wheelchair was crazy bro
Sometimes I just need to rub my feetsies together after a long day
February 12, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Sometimes I just need to rub my feetsies together after a long day
PT: you can walk without crutches now!
Me: amazing, finally some freedom
PT: and when you get your new brace on Thursday, you’ll be back on crutches for 2-3 weeks
Me: say it ain’t so…
Me: amazing, finally some freedom
PT: and when you get your new brace on Thursday, you’ll be back on crutches for 2-3 weeks
Me: say it ain’t so…
February 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
PT: you can walk without crutches now!
Me: amazing, finally some freedom
PT: and when you get your new brace on Thursday, you’ll be back on crutches for 2-3 weeks
Me: say it ain’t so…
Me: amazing, finally some freedom
PT: and when you get your new brace on Thursday, you’ll be back on crutches for 2-3 weeks
Me: say it ain’t so…
My dad literally asked if my gecko was still alive… bro
February 11, 2025 at 1:51 AM
My dad literally asked if my gecko was still alive… bro
There is a beauty in cable television
February 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
There is a beauty in cable television
I will never forgive myself for eating 4 uncrustables
February 9, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I will never forgive myself for eating 4 uncrustables
Driving past the MDC in Brooklyn like “luigiiiiiiii”
February 7, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Driving past the MDC in Brooklyn like “luigiiiiiiii”
Oooohhhh sometimes…. I get a good feeling yeah
February 6, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Oooohhhh sometimes…. I get a good feeling yeah
Best decision of 2025 so far was getting Starz
February 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Best decision of 2025 so far was getting Starz
They were actually tarring and feathering people
February 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
They were actually tarring and feathering people
On the phone with TD Bank whole time Im scrolling instagram reels
January 31, 2025 at 2:44 PM
On the phone with TD Bank whole time Im scrolling instagram reels
Millie bit my finger (accidentally) and it got infected. No wet food for her for 2 weeks!!!
January 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Millie bit my finger (accidentally) and it got infected. No wet food for her for 2 weeks!!!