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@java-squirrel.bsky.social
Squirrel with a phone. Whimsical, wholesome, occasionally foul mouthed. (PG mischief only, promise!)
About to start Beastars. Wish me luck
January 14, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Stop oppressing us brain rotted individuals. If I don't view a tiktok at least once a minute I die.
Stop glancing at your phone while driving.

Every glance is a roll of the dice. What are you going to miss in those 2 seconds? Maybe nothing, but you are risking lives. Yours and others.

One glance down you miss a dog , a car, a person.

Please. Stop gambling a hundred times every time you drive
January 13, 2026 at 6:13 PM
"Gimmie a sec. I gotta admire this beautiful art by @coyoteyote11.bsky.social"
January 12, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Finished reading Blood Meridian last night after slowly trudging through it. Such beautiful prose on the evils in man and the strangeness of life. Shout out to the Judge, one of the most characters of all time.
January 12, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Reposted by Java
You are ruining the 🌸✨𝒗 𝒊 𝒃 𝒆✨🌸
January 11, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Here is a better look at what Java looks like with my patented look of calm panic. No I will not fix your computer.
January 8, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Hi Bluesky, I just joined the party! My name is Java, and I am a tech guy who is not great at this social media thing. I make video games for a living and play Dota 2 for "fun."

Let's be friends!
January 8, 2026 at 12:30 AM