Bruce Bettridge
jauntyvanderhoed.bsky.social
Bruce Bettridge
@jauntyvanderhoed.bsky.social
Gentleman, Scholar, Agent of Chaos (3rd Class). Played outside right for Surreal Madrid (1986 to fish). Once tried to copyright the sound of one hand clapping. Brexugee, Xugee, Kenny G. 🇨🇾🇪🇺
You are doing god's work my son.
May 15, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Aye. Right.
April 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The games gone Ian
March 3, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Keywords are could and should.
February 19, 2025 at 3:31 PM
What next, the blog as a text message, or maybe just a Haiku on transfer policy, eventually the season summarised by a well chosen punctuation point. I am here for it.
February 10, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Well colour me shocked if
February 7, 2025 at 10:23 AM
The club has always been caught between the need to sell our souls to get the cash in and a certain reluctance to lose some of our soul. Seem to recall we were late getting a shirt sponsor back in the 80's because the board considered it unbecoming. Or we are just crap at it.
January 23, 2025 at 9:35 AM
The wisdom of crowds. Innit.
January 22, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Curse you and your expert knowledge that was so broadly ignored in the hope it would go away.
January 22, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Not his biggest fan but for the love of God this stuff makes you question humanity.
January 13, 2025 at 6:28 AM
A twat?
December 27, 2024 at 9:19 PM
Rather you than me.
December 22, 2024 at 7:31 AM
And high risk of all involved having swiss bank accounts that suddenly look very healthy.
November 30, 2024 at 7:49 AM
Why i oughta........
November 29, 2024 at 3:00 PM
My second eldest apropos of nothing asked what the odds are of Putin dropping a nuke on London. A conversation i had with my dad forty years ago. So hoped humanity had made progress.
November 28, 2024 at 6:34 PM
The suitcase salesman of Florida are going to be happy people.
November 28, 2024 at 2:26 PM
So he basically hinted heavily at just how much cash can be fitted in a suitcase and dropped of in Florida in exchange for not doing what he couldn't have done anyway?
November 28, 2024 at 2:24 PM
The depends on the question. Is it 'What form would the spawn of Satan take if it really needed to destroy all faith in humankind, but also move a stubborn three bed semi by year end?' then yes.
November 26, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Goodly.
November 25, 2024 at 8:02 PM
There is not a weak link in the cast, it's superbly written and directed. Farrel deserves every plaudit going. A masterpiece.
November 25, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Watched it yesterday and it is visually stunning and a story very well told. Not often a picture can so perfectly tell such a sprawling story.
November 25, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Can't take it seriously with a name like that. Storm Utter Bastard, or Storm maximum inconvenience would be much better.
bert from sesame street is reading a book .
ALT: bert from sesame street is reading a book .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2024 at 8:12 PM
He is the turd floating on top.
November 22, 2024 at 10:12 AM
Or fridays
November 22, 2024 at 9:29 AM