Jake Pitchford
@jatipi.bsky.social
The horrors persist yet I remain silly
Friend: Yeah man, things have just been really tough recently. I don’t know what to do…
Me, a therapist: *slowly pulls cardigan out of my bag* And how does that make you feel?
Me, a therapist: *slowly pulls cardigan out of my bag* And how does that make you feel?
October 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Friend: Yeah man, things have just been really tough recently. I don’t know what to do…
Me, a therapist: *slowly pulls cardigan out of my bag* And how does that make you feel?
Me, a therapist: *slowly pulls cardigan out of my bag* And how does that make you feel?
Footloose Extended Universe
It’s a series of loosely connected movies where adults get really mad about something and bans it until a scrappy teen teaches them the error of their ways
It’s a series of loosely connected movies where adults get really mad about something and bans it until a scrappy teen teaches them the error of their ways
October 26, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Footloose Extended Universe
It’s a series of loosely connected movies where adults get really mad about something and bans it until a scrappy teen teaches them the error of their ways
It’s a series of loosely connected movies where adults get really mad about something and bans it until a scrappy teen teaches them the error of their ways
Peeps when they realize the full extent to which spending my formative years growing up in the 2010s affected who I am as a person
a cartoon character is screaming with his mouth open and holding a sword .
ALT: a cartoon character is screaming with his mouth open and holding a sword .
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October 25, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Peeps when they realize the full extent to which spending my formative years growing up in the 2010s affected who I am as a person
When people ask me about any party stories I have from college, I have to remind them I went to a private Christian college. The only Greek life I had was studying the New Testament.
August 12, 2025 at 3:03 AM
When people ask me about any party stories I have from college, I have to remind them I went to a private Christian college. The only Greek life I had was studying the New Testament.
Eavesdropping is just like tuning in to a naturally occurring podcast
August 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Eavesdropping is just like tuning in to a naturally occurring podcast
My personal conspiracy theory is that Garfield hates Mondays because he is a reincarnation of President James A. Garfield, who died on a Monday following medical complications associated with a failed assassination attempt.
July 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
My personal conspiracy theory is that Garfield hates Mondays because he is a reincarnation of President James A. Garfield, who died on a Monday following medical complications associated with a failed assassination attempt.
The name Paul comes from the Latin word paulus, which can interpreted as meaning “small.” The Apostle Paul famously changed his name after his encounter with Christ. I love the implication that he got humbled by Jesus and for the rest of his life was like “I’m just a little guy.”
July 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
The name Paul comes from the Latin word paulus, which can interpreted as meaning “small.” The Apostle Paul famously changed his name after his encounter with Christ. I love the implication that he got humbled by Jesus and for the rest of his life was like “I’m just a little guy.”
Strega Nona the Ninth
April 16, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Strega Nona the Ninth
Every once in a while I think of Trey and wonder how his basketball game went
March 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Every once in a while I think of Trey and wonder how his basketball game went
I want to start a rumor that if you make a wish at Lake Itasca, it will come true once it travels down the Mississippi and reaches the Gulf of Mexico
March 15, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I want to start a rumor that if you make a wish at Lake Itasca, it will come true once it travels down the Mississippi and reaches the Gulf of Mexico
Feyfolk who run a coffee shop would make a killing those guys love to get names from people
March 1, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Feyfolk who run a coffee shop would make a killing those guys love to get names from people
I think boba is to the 2020’s what frozen yogurt was to the 2010’s
February 8, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I think boba is to the 2020’s what frozen yogurt was to the 2010’s
Within the last week, I’ve made two references to Shania Twain’s “Man! I Feel Like a Woman!” after 29 years of never once referencing it.
2025 has changed me, but it may be too early to say if it’s for the better or the worse.
2025 has changed me, but it may be too early to say if it’s for the better or the worse.
January 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Within the last week, I’ve made two references to Shania Twain’s “Man! I Feel Like a Woman!” after 29 years of never once referencing it.
2025 has changed me, but it may be too early to say if it’s for the better or the worse.
2025 has changed me, but it may be too early to say if it’s for the better or the worse.
@tawnyplatis.bsky.social You were the last person I saw before TikTok went down last night. I just wanted to say thank you for all that you did on there to help entertain and inform people like me. Hope you’re doing well today. It truly feels like the end of an era.
January 19, 2025 at 2:32 PM
@tawnyplatis.bsky.social You were the last person I saw before TikTok went down last night. I just wanted to say thank you for all that you did on there to help entertain and inform people like me. Hope you’re doing well today. It truly feels like the end of an era.
She ghaik on my istik til I chk
January 17, 2025 at 12:33 AM
She ghaik on my istik til I chk
I think the best way to get people interested in studying geography is to put sea monsters on maps again
January 12, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I think the best way to get people interested in studying geography is to put sea monsters on maps again
When you commit musical theater crimes, the police have to read you your Lin-Manuel Miranda rights
January 12, 2025 at 1:38 PM
When you commit musical theater crimes, the police have to read you your Lin-Manuel Miranda rights
I once saw a cup with swirly letters that said "You're stronger than you think." I read it as "You're stranger than you think" and honestly I think both are equally valid
January 12, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I once saw a cup with swirly letters that said "You're stronger than you think." I read it as "You're stranger than you think" and honestly I think both are equally valid
The fact that so many different kinds of pizza exist strongly suggests that supreme pizza is anything but supreme.
January 12, 2025 at 1:34 PM
The fact that so many different kinds of pizza exist strongly suggests that supreme pizza is anything but supreme.
The only form of conflict resolution I recognize is dueling with Yu-Gi-Oh cards. Send the haters to the Shadow Realm.
January 12, 2025 at 1:33 PM
The only form of conflict resolution I recognize is dueling with Yu-Gi-Oh cards. Send the haters to the Shadow Realm.
Mad Eye Moody is basically just the J. J. Bittenbinder of the wizarding world
January 12, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Mad Eye Moody is basically just the J. J. Bittenbinder of the wizarding world
The monarchy of beer must be very weak if Budweiser can claim to be its king
January 12, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The monarchy of beer must be very weak if Budweiser can claim to be its king
New show idea: audience members are called on to participate like on The Price is Right but once you're on the stage it turns into an episode of Dr. Phil
January 12, 2025 at 1:31 PM
New show idea: audience members are called on to participate like on The Price is Right but once you're on the stage it turns into an episode of Dr. Phil
Sure if I park my car in a fire lane I get a ticket but some idiot parks his car in the middle of the mall and no one bats an eye? Smh
January 12, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Sure if I park my car in a fire lane I get a ticket but some idiot parks his car in the middle of the mall and no one bats an eye? Smh
A group of therapists is called an intervention
January 12, 2025 at 1:28 PM
A group of therapists is called an intervention