This is certainly the largest Bluesky crowd in history. No one has ever seen anything like it! This man came up to me crying, saying, “Sir, we’re all praying for you, sir!”

Anyway, I’m sure nothing has happened, but if it has, please let it be interesting.

What did I miss?? Why is Bluesky so bubbly all of a sudden? What happened???

Deep cut, Brett. Nicely done 😂

A game in the middle of August shouldn't elicit this level of relief and joy, but here we f-ing are. CUBS!!!

Current mood. About to start bursting into fits of creepy laughter while rubbing my hands together and whispering, “BABIP” to myself.

This would be exciting even on 12 hours of sleep.

In case you're wondering what caused this, I just dropped him from my absolute disaster of a cursed fantasy team, which clearly led directly to his immediate improvement.

😂 Just feeling depressed over the drubbings. And the Brewers’ insistence on being good every damn year. Eat some cheese curds and take it easy once in a while, ya jerks. Alas, nevertheless… go Cubs 🐻

Brewers are the Packers of baseball. Cubs are, well, the little Bears. Ugh.