This sounds like every basketball game ever.

But at least Wisconsin won.

I feel this question has been answered...

So, all of them?

Or lust do lockdown drills. Or have kitty litter in their office. Or the thousand other tortures we implement for children and their parents.

We're so cooked.

Missed that part of the episode...

And, as we all learned on Mythbusters, using hollow tubing instead of solid nails makes the tires deflate faster.

"I been singing this song now for twenty five minutes. I could sing it for another twenty five minutes. I'm not proud... or tired."

Amen.

Now, if you really want to stir the pot: What's your take on cranberry sauce?

Was at a bar the other day where a dude sat down and placed a package of these ON THE BAR. The sheer gross factor...

Dude also ordered a "half Mountain Dew, half Blue Moon." Which might explain his need for said product.

Bourbon.

But that's just me being a diva.