TeddyB
@jasperrains.bsky.social
Old hippie✌️ Frequent shitposter. Harley rider. Great cook🍲 🍽 Pet squirrel 🐿 named Claire. Music afficionado. Recovery Coach. 🚫OnlyFans.
Should have taken the blue pill 💊
👽🦅🍤🎶🙊🙉🙈🫶
#TaxTheRich #NoMoreRapistPoliticians
#NoMoreRacistPoliticians
Should have taken the blue pill 💊
👽🦅🍤🎶🙊🙉🙈🫶
#TaxTheRich #NoMoreRapistPoliticians
#NoMoreRacistPoliticians
I'd love the source of this please
November 11, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I'd love the source of this please
Baby needs a fresh diaper
November 4, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Baby needs a fresh diaper
Taco Tuesday gets elevated to a whole different level 😋
November 4, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Taco Tuesday gets elevated to a whole different level 😋
When syphilis and herpes go out for tapas
October 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
When syphilis and herpes go out for tapas
The #MAGA lyrical genius of Kid Rock:
"No more fluzies only high class hoes
A couple when it rains and a few when it snows
A brand new nose to go along with my habit
And a garden hose made out of 24 karat."
I prefer Spanish, thanks anyway.
"No more fluzies only high class hoes
A couple when it rains and a few when it snows
A brand new nose to go along with my habit
And a garden hose made out of 24 karat."
I prefer Spanish, thanks anyway.
October 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
The #MAGA lyrical genius of Kid Rock:
"No more fluzies only high class hoes
A couple when it rains and a few when it snows
A brand new nose to go along with my habit
And a garden hose made out of 24 karat."
I prefer Spanish, thanks anyway.
"No more fluzies only high class hoes
A couple when it rains and a few when it snows
A brand new nose to go along with my habit
And a garden hose made out of 24 karat."
I prefer Spanish, thanks anyway.
🙋♂️
I would like to poop
I would like to poop
October 6, 2025 at 11:41 PM
🙋♂️
I would like to poop
I would like to poop
We really need more guns
October 5, 2025 at 1:02 PM
We really need more guns
Empathy is for the weak
October 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Empathy is for the weak
Not today be crude, but is it me, or does she walk like she just got freight trained?
October 3, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Not today be crude, but is it me, or does she walk like she just got freight trained?
Crickets.
For both of em'.
Dead silence.
So fire 🔥
I wish I had a dollar for every drink hegseth has tonight.
Maybe I'd be able to afford a ribeye.
For both of em'.
Dead silence.
So fire 🔥
I wish I had a dollar for every drink hegseth has tonight.
Maybe I'd be able to afford a ribeye.
October 1, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Crickets.
For both of em'.
Dead silence.
So fire 🔥
I wish I had a dollar for every drink hegseth has tonight.
Maybe I'd be able to afford a ribeye.
For both of em'.
Dead silence.
So fire 🔥
I wish I had a dollar for every drink hegseth has tonight.
Maybe I'd be able to afford a ribeye.