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Jasper Murdoch
@jaspermurdoch.bsky.social
ey yo ey i am literally @thecalicodragon.bsky.social's D&D character lmao ✌️😎

(pfp by @anonbeadraws.bsky.social)
are you telling me that Ocular is the reason like 90% of the memes i tried to post while we were delving didn't go through
July 23, 2025 at 12:45 PM
obviously i get the singular emoji because i'm the coolest 😎 eat shit everyone else lol
July 20, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Fuckin called it
December 10, 2024 at 1:12 AM
everybody repeat after me:

"GODDAMMIT GAZ"
November 12, 2024 at 1:47 AM
honestly idk what we expected to happen
November 12, 2024 at 1:38 AM
oh shit and it's prolly gonna be somethin that deals massive damage, too, since my mans can hit like a truck and *takes* hits like a brick wall

any chance jeo and drusianna will let us sit this one out lmaooooooo >>;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
November 10, 2024 at 4:11 AM
i cannot stress this enough:

FUCK.
November 10, 2024 at 2:50 AM
"flat money" holy shit 💀💀💀
November 10, 2024 at 2:34 AM
on the other hand, Daragh's delve is probably going to be like the fucking underwater level in every video game ever, which, oof 😬 lmao
November 9, 2024 at 8:05 PM
on the one hand, Khymer's delve is probably going to be SUPER fucky because I feel like the Cascade is going to try to prey upon his ability to orient - which means we're 100% gonna need to use our canary

also everything will probably be magic. which will suck for other reasons
November 9, 2024 at 8:05 PM
nah I'm just fuckin with you lmao it was parkour class
November 7, 2024 at 6:50 PM
😬
November 7, 2024 at 6:49 PM
lmao my GUY CHILL I WAS IN CLASS
November 7, 2024 at 6:34 PM