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Jasper James
@jasperjames.bsky.social
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British. I lock people in rooms for a living, drink neat beers not for a living, write short fiction for a net loss

generative A.I. is theft

(he/him)
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Now reading:
Doctor Sleep by Stephen King
November 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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now reading
Joyland by Stephen King
October 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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A shot from I Think You Should Leave. A character is wearing a disguise, specifically a very fake looking rubber mask and hands, and a white hair wig.
September 2, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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One more offering:
a void black beer, reads Banandy Warhol 8.4%
September 1, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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the offerings from this year's Beer Fest. Unfortunately they were out of the 2025 design glasses, so i had to use a 2024.
a glass of a light brown beer and an open book. The relevent entry reads Marvelous Maple Mild 3.7% a glass of amber beer book reads Super Smash Bros 4.8% Golden beer Reads Cask Helles 4.9% Inky black beer page reads Mexicake (as in Mexico + Cake) 10%
September 1, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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last night's offering was 0%:
Days 0.0% beer
July 28, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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A recent offering:
A beer can and glass. The beer is called Rebels Cologne
June 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Last week's offering:
Raspberry cream soda modern sour beer by Vault City
May 27, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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i got the biggest insult of all time
Woody Allen, 71% match
May 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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i got good doctored
a picture of Freddie Highmore in his role as The Good Doctor. Underneath it says 71% match
May 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Wednesday's offering:
Yonder Millionaire chocolate stout
May 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Tonight's Offering:
Not Into Yoga tropical sour pineapple and coconut
April 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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tonight's offering:
Pastore bomba berry coconut cake sour
March 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Should have taken inspiration from Pokémon:
A screenshot from Pokémon Black/White. The player character is blocked from traveling through a building by a line of identical looking people. One of them speaks: "Today, we're dancing for no reason. Someday, well disappear for no reason." there is a musical note in the speech box as if they're singing.
March 24, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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this right?
A poorly drawn rendition of the muppet Gonzo. He has a bald brown head with a large nose/beak.
March 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Now Reading;
A book by Stephen King titled 11.22.63. The cover shows a picture of JFK and his wife riding in the car shortly before his shooting. A tag line reads "The day that changed the world What if you could change it back?"
March 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Tonight's offering:
caramelised biscuit stout 5.5% by kirkstall
March 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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A recent offering:
Vault City's Raspberry and Dark Chocolate coconut clusters
March 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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An offering from a few weeks ago:
sorry for the terrible pour, it strangely congealed over the opening so came out strange.
A beer called Stupid (spelt with two Os instead of a U). The Glass next to is is extremely frothy, almost entirely head.
March 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Yesterday's offering:
Samuel Smith's organic chocolate stout
February 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Tuesday's offering:
Whitby Brewery Abbey Blonde 3.8 apv
February 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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a beer can and a glass. Vault City's giant Lollipop raspberry vanilla sour.
February 12, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Tonight's offering:
A tankard and a can of beer. The can reads Vault City Cookies and Blueberry double stack modern sour beer 7.1%
February 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Now reading:
Under the Dome by Stephen King
February 4, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Tonight's offering:
Vault City's Damson Plum Cobbler sour
February 4, 2025 at 1:20 AM