Jason Martin
@jasonwmartin.bsky.social
Talked about theatre for a living.
Was it a big Democrat, strong Democrat with tears pouring from his eyes? Did he repeatedly refer to Trump as “sir?” We’ve all been looking for this guy for nearly a decade now… like magnets, he’s a mystery.
November 19, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Was it a big Democrat, strong Democrat with tears pouring from his eyes? Did he repeatedly refer to Trump as “sir?” We’ve all been looking for this guy for nearly a decade now… like magnets, he’s a mystery.
For GOP voters waiting for Trump to fix the economy - get used to inflation. You won’t fix something if you don’t believe it’s broken.
November 19, 2025 at 10:48 AM
For GOP voters waiting for Trump to fix the economy - get used to inflation. You won’t fix something if you don’t believe it’s broken.
He’s been talking about his beautiful plan for a decade and it amounts to “here’s a few bucks, do it yourself.”
November 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
He’s been talking about his beautiful plan for a decade and it amounts to “here’s a few bucks, do it yourself.”
So he didn’t think about pardoning her while he was talking about pardoning her a few weeks back… that explains a lot.
November 15, 2025 at 4:46 AM
So he didn’t think about pardoning her while he was talking about pardoning her a few weeks back… that explains a lot.
How did the chicken cross the Department of Homeland Security?
October 8, 2025 at 6:59 AM
How did the chicken cross the Department of Homeland Security?
And in lying about that he confirms Trump is unhinged and casually dismisses his own constitutional duty to act as a check on the executive branch …
October 2, 2025 at 8:32 PM
And in lying about that he confirms Trump is unhinged and casually dismisses his own constitutional duty to act as a check on the executive branch …
Mirrors have always been very mean to Trump…
September 26, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Mirrors have always been very mean to Trump…
They should have changed the name to Department of Culture War.
September 26, 2025 at 6:09 AM
They should have changed the name to Department of Culture War.
Notably “I did nothing illegal” isn’t “I didn’t take the money.”
September 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Notably “I did nothing illegal” isn’t “I didn’t take the money.”
So she’s not talking to Trump in half a dozen languages at once? Harsh!
September 23, 2025 at 10:54 PM
So she’s not talking to Trump in half a dozen languages at once? Harsh!
I thought Ukraine had no cards?
September 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I thought Ukraine had no cards?
Seems like an acknowledgment that they are breaking their vow to support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic. Of course anyone not protesting clearly doesn’t understand the Constitution.
September 23, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Seems like an acknowledgment that they are breaking their vow to support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic. Of course anyone not protesting clearly doesn’t understand the Constitution.
I’m just waiting for my prescription drug price to drop 1400% so I can quit my job and support my family by taking Ozempic. Remind me, when is “day one?”
August 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I’m just waiting for my prescription drug price to drop 1400% so I can quit my job and support my family by taking Ozempic. Remind me, when is “day one?”
He’s taking advice on free and fair elections from Putin…
August 19, 2025 at 7:06 AM
He’s taking advice on free and fair elections from Putin…
And now they’re being audited…
August 8, 2025 at 8:00 AM
And now they’re being audited…
He managed to make Marie Antoinette seem like a populist, “Don’t let them eat cake.”
July 14, 2025 at 11:37 PM
He managed to make Marie Antoinette seem like a populist, “Don’t let them eat cake.”
In honesty, if her ethics advisor hadn’t resigned already, they likely deserved to be fired… but for very different reasons.
July 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
In honesty, if her ethics advisor hadn’t resigned already, they likely deserved to be fired… but for very different reasons.
Remember, Trump already suspended the law against US companies bribing foreign governments. He is pro-international kleptocracy.
July 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Remember, Trump already suspended the law against US companies bribing foreign governments. He is pro-international kleptocracy.
What happened to the 200 deals he had two months ago?
July 8, 2025 at 6:45 AM
What happened to the 200 deals he had two months ago?
If irony was reincarnated as a balding white guy it would be Tom Homan
June 26, 2025 at 6:30 AM
If irony was reincarnated as a balding white guy it would be Tom Homan
Just wait until candidate Trump hears about this - it’ll be Tweet War 3.
June 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Just wait until candidate Trump hears about this - it’ll be Tweet War 3.
So even Trump hates his big beautiful bill? Who is that abomination for?
June 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
So even Trump hates his big beautiful bill? Who is that abomination for?
And somehow he’s never won a Nobel Peace Prize…
June 22, 2025 at 6:52 AM
And somehow he’s never won a Nobel Peace Prize…
How dare he imply that Trump is interested in brokering peace!
June 17, 2025 at 7:12 AM
How dare he imply that Trump is interested in brokering peace!