Nothing is outside of creation but God and His fancy sleeves.

Moved. Now to live out of these boxes for a month for no reason.

Invincible had a fucken Hello Fresh advert for a B-plot. 'Oh idk how to cook'/'These little meal cards make it easy!'

DEAFENING INCORRECT BUZZER SOUND

This sandwich shop knows what it's about.

aaagHhh LOOK AT my WIFE

These were taken 4 minutes apart!

A gust of wind on a windless day led me to a table at an outdoor market where I found this handsome Don Quixote. Every adaptation of the book is cursed, they even made a film about it, Lost in La Mancha, so I feel confident in the magic here. Fate spun me a bookend.

We told the cheugs sex wasn't shameful so they actually went and made it shameful

I need it to be folk art

bluesky humour is still too neoliberal and not yet 👌mentally ill like this

The world's greatest bread recipe. Mix with your hands, rest 18hrs, prep for 15 mins, then bake. 5 minutes total of actual labour. I don't need to be informed that I changed your life, I'm already aware.

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Throwing a small get-together.

Look at my goddamn wife by the way