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JVG 骨
@jasonv.bsky.social
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Jason Van Glass is a standup comedian and dog hugger in Hollywood, CA

The Bob Hope American Patriot Award is named in his honor
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Josh Fruhlinger‬ ‪@jfruh.bsky.social‬ · 14m to be clear i don't see it on my own posts. but is it possible that the Mark is invisible to the one who bears it 3 4 ‪alexis simpson‬ ‪@amutepiggy.bsky.social‬ · 6m Posts a lot: more than 100 times yesterday you do not have The Label (today)
November 11, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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"More American males now wear bracelets than eat stew" according to this 2020 Adam Corolla tweet that says more about him than it does about anyone else
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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My father feeds a stray that comes inside and sleeps on his tv box
A cat asleep on a cable box underneath a tv with Tim Robinson smiling looking down at the cat
November 10, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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I've gotten that twice
My lists: Ļosers Moderation list by ‪@jasonv.bsky.social‬ like the Beck song, but bad Enemies List List by ‪@jasonv.bsky.social‬ Right now it's just Richard Nixon's enemies list but I crossed out his name and put my own Random Dipshits Moderation list by ‪@jasonv.bsky.social‬ The Famous Dipshits are on the big lists that you're probably already subscribed to. This is for the random dipshits who slipped through the cracks. When I see a maga loser with zero followers being a terf, they go on this list, and then I never see or think about them again. Bye bye! Condescending Assholes Moderation list by ‪@jasonv.bsky.social‬ I don’t have time to listen to you skeet this way
November 10, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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A goose chases a nazi sympathizing nepo baby to ask him "What kind of movement?" he's planning
November 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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bluesky labels this Rude
A limeric by Ward Q Normal deemed "rude" by bluesky and hidden from most users for being impolite when speaking about a powerful elected official
November 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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BY LOSING, DEMOCRATS ARE ACTUALLY WINNING
Fox News chyron from last week claims “by winning, democrats are actually losing”
November 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Evergreen
A season 5 (1994) Simpsons joke where the Democratic Convention has banners that say WE HATE LIFE AND OURSELVES and WE CAN'T GOVERN
November 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Homer naively says Marge, weren't you listening? This is a miracle breakthrough -- not one of these cheap-o, sucker deals.
November 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Chuck Schumer
An old man on the Simpsons says I'M TRYING TO GET FIRED.
November 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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An old David Purdue senate ad with a sticker of a snowplow over his face and it says SNOW PLOW TOTALLY EXONERATED, NO WRONG DOING and I wish I could post this on the Jeremy Renner app
November 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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If we ever get a Gisondo 12 episode HBO series of this GN I will begrudgingly gotta hand it to the terror group David Zaslav
Cover of the fantastic limited series Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen: Who Killed Jimmy Olsen? by Matt Fraction and Steve Lieber. Jimmy is lounging on a model of metropolis surrounded by his many many personas
November 9, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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"HOW DO I MUTE THIS" in the Zorhan Mamdani font
November 9, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Americans: We've decided to relocate our whole family to Bangkok. Our budget is $700 a month.

<drone shot of the most spectacular mansion imaginable>

Politest real estate agent on earth: This one is $750

Americans: 😬😬 that's a bit out of our budget
A modern mansion in Bangkok with floor to ceiling windows overlooking a glimmering courtyard wading pool with gilt statues. From there's show House Hunters International
November 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Emt's prepare to saw Homer's arms off because they are stuck in two vending machines. Marge asks: HOMER, ARE YOU JUST HOLDING ON TO THE CAN?
November 7, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Every white supremacist is a hideous goblin wretch. Look in a mirror you dumb piece of shit
November 7, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Bluesky has labeled this book ❕Rude
cover of I'm Glad My Mom Died, the best selling and critically acclaimed memoir by former actress Jennette McCurdy
November 7, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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Mamdani should dress like this again
HAB & Young Cardamom wearing suits made of bright textiles, standing in front of a backdrop of each others textile
November 5, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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an alan dershowitz tweet reads: A fake headline is circulating saying that I promised “ to blow my brains out on live tv” if Mamdani wins. I will contribute $180 ( chai) to Mamdani’s reelection campaign if anyone can show I actually said it. I did not. I will continue to oppose Mayor Mamdani’s anti semitic and anti Israel bigotry, but I will do it with my brains intact.
November 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Jim Downey learns Zohran Mamdani has been elected mayor and asks Conan "the Ugandan rapper?"
November 5, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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Weird beret wearing subway vigilante crackpot, I'm sorry, I wasn't familiar with your game
Two arms clasp in unity labeled: DSA Members with Toxoplasmosis Right Wing Nutjobs with Toxoplasmosis
November 4, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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Me as soon as it's Fall
Emma Stone wearing a giant knit smock and knit Marge Simpson hairdo jamiraquai hat like some kinda space alien
November 3, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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Land doesn't vote, people vote!

You can't even name one person who lives in the totally uninhabited light blue area. Paul Rudd? I doubt it! Jon Hamm? Wrong again!
A map the shows the entire United States except for LA County (and Hawai'i for some reason) in light blue indicating those areas allegedly support the Toronto blue jays
November 1, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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Winning because something insane happened but you instantly knew the obscure rules that cover the insane situation is the most correct way to win a baseball game.
A Dodgers outfielder lifts his arms up to indicate he is not attempting to play the ball. If he reached for it. 5)3 wedged ball would be considered a live ball. He has won the game in the most correct way possible (knowledge of obscure baseball rules)
November 1, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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home depot augmented reality is no match for the real thing
My cat looks at me - extremely concerned - about the 12 foot skeleton piled up on my couch in front of my ikb wall I wanted to use the couch so I moved the skeleton over by the door of my 1 bedroom apartment. The cat remains concerned
November 1, 2025 at 5:12 AM