If only he can fix it, they don’t need to vote for anyone else.
November 7, 2025 at 2:36 AM
If only he can fix it, they don’t need to vote for anyone else.
More people need to read Player Piano and Cat’s Cradle.
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October 19, 2025 at 3:47 PM
More people need to read Player Piano and Cat’s Cradle.
I see you.
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October 9, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I see you.
How long until the “very unfairly treated” Ghislaine gets a pardon from your favorite President?
October 6, 2025 at 2:08 PM
How long until the “very unfairly treated” Ghislaine gets a pardon from your favorite President?
What does this shutdown have in common with the last one?
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October 1, 2025 at 4:05 AM
What does this shutdown have in common with the last one?
In front of Captain Cankles.
September 30, 2025 at 2:29 PM
In front of Captain Cankles.
“I wanna be invaded next!”
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September 30, 2025 at 3:18 AM
“I wanna be invaded next!”
Setup or not, if he took a $50k bribe he took a $50k bribe. Like… how do they defend him being a part of the administration?
“When he took the bribe, he didn’t realize that it wasn’t a legitimate bribe. He feels swindled, cheated. But he is enjoying his new car.”
“When he took the bribe, he didn’t realize that it wasn’t a legitimate bribe. He feels swindled, cheated. But he is enjoying his new car.”
September 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Setup or not, if he took a $50k bribe he took a $50k bribe. Like… how do they defend him being a part of the administration?
“When he took the bribe, he didn’t realize that it wasn’t a legitimate bribe. He feels swindled, cheated. But he is enjoying his new car.”
“When he took the bribe, he didn’t realize that it wasn’t a legitimate bribe. He feels swindled, cheated. But he is enjoying his new car.”
It’s even more embarrassing when he says that our own cities are war ravaged.
September 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
It’s even more embarrassing when he says that our own cities are war ravaged.
Trump can usurp the power of the purse that formerly belongs to Congress.
Biden couldn’t forgive student loans.
Biden couldn’t forgive student loans.
September 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Trump can usurp the power of the purse that formerly belongs to Congress.
Biden couldn’t forgive student loans.
Biden couldn’t forgive student loans.
Joel: Hey Gail, what do you think of George’s batsuit?
Gail: Needs nipples.
Gail: Needs nipples.
September 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Joel: Hey Gail, what do you think of George’s batsuit?
Gail: Needs nipples.
Gail: Needs nipples.
Can I interest you in having your rights taken away AND paying higher prices AND increasing the national debt all at the same time?
September 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Can I interest you in having your rights taken away AND paying higher prices AND increasing the national debt all at the same time?
If he respects the constitution, he’s got 3+ years, and that’s if the cankles don’t kill him in the meantime. Then his heir apparent of the moment JD Vance is supposed to carry the fascism forward?
Like, pace yourself everybody. Father Time is undefeated.
Like, pace yourself everybody. Father Time is undefeated.
September 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
If he respects the constitution, he’s got 3+ years, and that’s if the cankles don’t kill him in the meantime. Then his heir apparent of the moment JD Vance is supposed to carry the fascism forward?
Like, pace yourself everybody. Father Time is undefeated.
Like, pace yourself everybody. Father Time is undefeated.
Don’t even get me started on stop signs and street lights. Where in the constitution does it say that I have to stop at an intersection if I don’t want to?
September 3, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Don’t even get me started on stop signs and street lights. Where in the constitution does it say that I have to stop at an intersection if I don’t want to?
Let the man cook.
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September 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Let the man cook.
So, if the President has immunity for anything he does and he tells ICE agents to commit crimes that they refuse to carry out he can do whatever he wants to punish them.
Conversely they follow his illegal orders and he’ll pardon them, so…
Quite the little f*cked up world we are living in.
Conversely they follow his illegal orders and he’ll pardon them, so…
Quite the little f*cked up world we are living in.
August 31, 2025 at 9:44 PM
So, if the President has immunity for anything he does and he tells ICE agents to commit crimes that they refuse to carry out he can do whatever he wants to punish them.
Conversely they follow his illegal orders and he’ll pardon them, so…
Quite the little f*cked up world we are living in.
Conversely they follow his illegal orders and he’ll pardon them, so…
Quite the little f*cked up world we are living in.
The great thing about Timmy’s is they won’t have what you order but whatever you get instead will be just as disappointing.
August 31, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The great thing about Timmy’s is they won’t have what you order but whatever you get instead will be just as disappointing.
At least Trump is still outspending his predecessors while simultaneously giving Billionaires big tax breaks!
August 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
At least Trump is still outspending his predecessors while simultaneously giving Billionaires big tax breaks!