Jason Sims
@jasonsims.bsky.social
Jokes and typos. Huntsville, AL.
NO KINGS. Stand up! Stay safe!
October 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
NO KINGS. Stand up! Stay safe!
THAT’S where I left it.
October 7, 2025 at 1:18 PM
THAT’S where I left it.
This looks like it was designed to make the kind of person who’s predisposed to abuse solvents think it’s badass.
October 4, 2025 at 3:59 AM
This looks like it was designed to make the kind of person who’s predisposed to abuse solvents think it’s badass.
I don’t know about this new Entourage reboot.
September 3, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I don’t know about this new Entourage reboot.
The conservative outrage over changing the Cracker Barrel logo makes sense when you realize it stems from the implication that a person should expect to retire (even after almost 50 years on the job.)
August 23, 2025 at 12:08 PM
The conservative outrage over changing the Cracker Barrel logo makes sense when you realize it stems from the implication that a person should expect to retire (even after almost 50 years on the job.)
Podcast bros walked so they could run.
August 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Podcast bros walked so they could run.
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide, call me
August 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide, call me
These maniacs are stripping our country and its institutions for parts like it all belongs to them. It’s past time to show them it doesn’t.
August 1, 2025 at 11:12 PM
These maniacs are stripping our country and its institutions for parts like it all belongs to them. It’s past time to show them it doesn’t.
Look, some say Tommy Tuberville is America’s Dumbest Senator™, but it’s not really giving him the full recognition he deserves for also being an enormous xenophobe & racist.
July 31, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Look, some say Tommy Tuberville is America’s Dumbest Senator™, but it’s not really giving him the full recognition he deserves for also being an enormous xenophobe & racist.
Tonight at Saturn in B’ham: This smart, funny show featuring some of Alabama’s funniest (and me) is YOUR chance to ask the questions politicians are too scared to answer. Info at TownHallShow.com
July 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Tonight at Saturn in B’ham: This smart, funny show featuring some of Alabama’s funniest (and me) is YOUR chance to ask the questions politicians are too scared to answer. Info at TownHallShow.com
Tfw Christine? One muffin?
July 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Tfw Christine? One muffin?
When the two most toxic people you know start hanging out.
July 21, 2025 at 7:52 PM
When the two most toxic people you know start hanging out.
This image represents the peak of our culture, now sliding towards its nadir.
July 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
This image represents the peak of our culture, now sliding towards its nadir.
Apple: No bad guys may be seen using our products.
Microsoft: And they’re basically the Klan? OK. How many Surfaces do you need?
Microsoft: And they’re basically the Klan? OK. How many Surfaces do you need?
July 7, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Apple: No bad guys may be seen using our products.
Microsoft: And they’re basically the Klan? OK. How many Surfaces do you need?
Microsoft: And they’re basically the Klan? OK. How many Surfaces do you need?
One can hope that America’s Dumbest Senator™ is too dumb to knowingly make allusions to antisemitic propaganda from Nazi Germany. It’s probably just good ol’ fashioned garden variety American racism. Go home to Florida, coach.
June 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
One can hope that America’s Dumbest Senator™ is too dumb to knowingly make allusions to antisemitic propaganda from Nazi Germany. It’s probably just good ol’ fashioned garden variety American racism. Go home to Florida, coach.
Look, the world is on fire and everything is a farce, so someone give me $9 million* to make a live action Hard Pack TV series.
*$9 million American, not Camel Cash
*$9 million American, not Camel Cash
June 25, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Look, the world is on fire and everything is a farce, so someone give me $9 million* to make a live action Hard Pack TV series.
*$9 million American, not Camel Cash
*$9 million American, not Camel Cash
Happy a’Father’s Day!
June 15, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Happy a’Father’s Day!
Ah, yes…the party of Limited Government and States Rights.
June 13, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Ah, yes…the party of Limited Government and States Rights.
BREAKING: The two major US political parties both unveiled new slogans this week to sum up their respective philosophies.
June 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
BREAKING: The two major US political parties both unveiled new slogans this week to sum up their respective philosophies.
If they let Tommy Tubberville (America’s Dumbest Senator™) run for Governor of Alabama even though he doesn’t meet the residency requirements, then Charles Barkley should get to run against him.
May 29, 2025 at 11:07 PM
If they let Tommy Tubberville (America’s Dumbest Senator™) run for Governor of Alabama even though he doesn’t meet the residency requirements, then Charles Barkley should get to run against him.
When I get home from work Monday afternoons & remember I have a new episode of The Rehearsal waiting for me.
May 12, 2025 at 9:17 PM
When I get home from work Monday afternoons & remember I have a new episode of The Rehearsal waiting for me.