jasonsanderford.bsky.social
@jasonsanderford.bsky.social
I’ll give you the first letter, but I really just be goofing off when writing cursive
January 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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From Donald Trump’s planned executive orders to JD Vance’s meeting with the Chinese Vice President to the future of TikTok, I break it all down in my evening news report. If you enjoy this content, please subscribe today! open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...
Evening News Updates, January 19, 2025
Trump to declare a national emergency, Vance meet with the Chinese Vice President, and so much more
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January 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
What up blue sky. How do I get followers now?
January 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM
My wife wanted to dance in the snow..
January 11, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Fuck it, go big or go home at this point right?
January 9, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Prolly wouldn’t but I bet I can skip a crab across the lake like a pebble.
January 8, 2025 at 11:14 AM
What’s more embarrassing? Elon pretending someone to ride his own dick or being someone that fucking balls deep?
January 5, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Going to the car real quick, brb
January 4, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Somewhere out there someone is rushing to tell the president to declare not to fire fireworks for the new years as it will spook the UAP/drones. Starting intergalactic war… come on this shitty blockbuster writes itself.
January 1, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Bun length hot dogs? Buddy this is going in a Great Value piece of white bread
December 31, 2024 at 9:39 PM
Anyone notice the teacher in “brown bear, brown bear” looks just like Peggy hill?
December 30, 2024 at 2:17 AM
God I need 2 things and they can be found at cicis. Gimme like 12 slices of Mac n cheese pizza and another 12 of the chicken Alfredo
December 29, 2024 at 3:26 AM
Trump and Elon behind closed doors
December 27, 2024 at 9:59 PM
December 25, 2024 at 4:05 AM
A student just told me I could be a model for Best Buy. Not the compliment I was expecting but ill take it.
December 10, 2024 at 3:52 PM
Kendrick this, Drake that. Nobody dissed anyone harder than the narrator did to the Grinch. “Your a bad banana with a greasy black peel”. Solid bar
December 4, 2024 at 12:40 AM
I’ve abandoned socials for a while now. Maybe it’s time to start posting again.
December 3, 2024 at 7:39 PM
Hated on the new Jaguar for like 30 minutes before deciding I would prolly still drive it.
December 3, 2024 at 7:38 PM
So is blue sky the place or nah. I need to know if I need to commit my valued scrolling time here
December 2, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Reading how much sodium is in an olive after I ate 20-30 in my kitchen as a “lil snack”
a man with his eyes closed is wearing a plaid shirt and a blue jacket .
ALT: a man with his eyes closed is wearing a plaid shirt and a blue jacket .
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November 25, 2024 at 2:22 AM