Jason Samson
jasonsamson.bsky.social
Jason Samson
@jasonsamson.bsky.social
We'll see
Found this photo of Gavin Newsom absolutely crushing in standup to point he has Rob Schneider crying. Haters will say it is AI generated
August 20, 2025 at 10:32 PM
The big question is ... Who would you cast in a remake of Grumpy Old Men?
August 2, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Nick Mears looks like he drinks Blatz beer
July 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Mis on pace for 27 strikeouts today
July 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I think for every minute the media discusses Biden's cognitive decline, they should also have to read one Trump tweet.
May 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
The thing I always found odd about Deion Sanders is that someone with the nickname "primetime" would wear number 21. I think 23 or 29 would make more sense
May 16, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Who had Frank Pentangeli killed?
May 12, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I don't hate many things... But I hate the Northwestern Mutual ad that they show continuously on Brewers broadcasts.

I don't do business with them but if I did, it is bad enough that it would cause me to leave
May 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Too many Jalens and Jaydens
April 26, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Remember when Deion was going to decide which teams Shedeur would be willing to play for? Good times
April 26, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Savion Williams: pretty... pretty.... good
April 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Troy Brown walked so Travis Hunter could run
April 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
April 25, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I did not see this twist coming in the story about Tyreek Hill
April 23, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Pouring one out for all my autistic homies who'll never get to experience the joy of paying taxes
April 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Rory! Rory! Rory!
April 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Wow, Bryson is really letting America down
April 13, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I wish they did an animated remake of the Pelican Brief depicting the rule played by Julia Roberts as an actual pelican
April 12, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Everything in the world is terrible right now except r/conservative
April 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The Lady Cocks were just no match for UConn
April 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I have no dog in this fight but the refs are keeping Auburn in this game
April 6, 2025 at 12:25 AM
My favorite thing about Randy Quaid is that he actually had to become less crazy than be actually is to play cousin Eddie
April 4, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Love how Dunn just got a front the seat to appreciate that strike 3 pitch
April 2, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Hey Spotify, you know Ted Nugent is a pedophile, right?
March 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM