Jason Butler Rote
@jasonrote.bsky.social
Award winning cartoon WRITER slash HAS-BEEN
- http://imdb.to/jbrcredz
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_Butler_Rote
Retired 'cause my brain broke
(yep for reals. like legally)
- http://imdb.to/jbrcredz
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_Butler_Rote
Retired 'cause my brain broke
(yep for reals. like legally)
Here's the scale of their size
Haha!
Haha!
November 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Here's the scale of their size
Haha!
Haha!
It's my birthday!
(please clap)
Panzy the tort's been hunkered in his burrow the last week due to cold weather BUT it got sunny+warmer so he came out today specifically to wish me a happy birthday... I mean, he's wearing a party hat and everything
tagged @blueheronfarm.bsky.social because tortoise
(please clap)
Panzy the tort's been hunkered in his burrow the last week due to cold weather BUT it got sunny+warmer so he came out today specifically to wish me a happy birthday... I mean, he's wearing a party hat and everything
tagged @blueheronfarm.bsky.social because tortoise
October 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
It's my birthday!
(please clap)
Panzy the tort's been hunkered in his burrow the last week due to cold weather BUT it got sunny+warmer so he came out today specifically to wish me a happy birthday... I mean, he's wearing a party hat and everything
tagged @blueheronfarm.bsky.social because tortoise
(please clap)
Panzy the tort's been hunkered in his burrow the last week due to cold weather BUT it got sunny+warmer so he came out today specifically to wish me a happy birthday... I mean, he's wearing a party hat and everything
tagged @blueheronfarm.bsky.social because tortoise
Dude was NOT happy with me
(I said I was sorry! jeeze!)
(I said I was sorry! jeeze!)
October 2, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Dude was NOT happy with me
(I said I was sorry! jeeze!)
(I said I was sorry! jeeze!)
Common+easy mistake to make but..
The licence plate title card has info about the PRODUCTION of the show (state, month, year, ep prod number) - not Dexter's home locale
Geographically, they were in the suburbs close to wherever we needed them to be for story fun with whatever weather we wanted 😋
The licence plate title card has info about the PRODUCTION of the show (state, month, year, ep prod number) - not Dexter's home locale
Geographically, they were in the suburbs close to wherever we needed them to be for story fun with whatever weather we wanted 😋
September 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Common+easy mistake to make but..
The licence plate title card has info about the PRODUCTION of the show (state, month, year, ep prod number) - not Dexter's home locale
Geographically, they were in the suburbs close to wherever we needed them to be for story fun with whatever weather we wanted 😋
The licence plate title card has info about the PRODUCTION of the show (state, month, year, ep prod number) - not Dexter's home locale
Geographically, they were in the suburbs close to wherever we needed them to be for story fun with whatever weather we wanted 😋
Panzy soaking his tortoise peen 'cause he just humped the plastic flower pot to oblivion
Yep, he's smug about it
#tortoise #pets #sex #afterporn #reptile #horndog
@blueheronfarm.bsky.social
Yep, he's smug about it
#tortoise #pets #sex #afterporn #reptile #horndog
@blueheronfarm.bsky.social
September 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Panzy soaking his tortoise peen 'cause he just humped the plastic flower pot to oblivion
Yep, he's smug about it
#tortoise #pets #sex #afterporn #reptile #horndog
@blueheronfarm.bsky.social
Yep, he's smug about it
#tortoise #pets #sex #afterporn #reptile #horndog
@blueheronfarm.bsky.social
Ok look... hear me out for a sec
September 7, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Ok look... hear me out for a sec
August 29, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Just lovely!
by: @jameshance.com <-- that's a bluesky acct
by: @jameshance.com <-- that's a bluesky acct
August 18, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Just lovely!
by: @jameshance.com <-- that's a bluesky acct
by: @jameshance.com <-- that's a bluesky acct
Great minds think alike
Dexter's Laboratory
"Jurassic Pooch" - season 1
Dexter's Laboratory
"Jurassic Pooch" - season 1
August 17, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Great minds think alike
Dexter's Laboratory
"Jurassic Pooch" - season 1
Dexter's Laboratory
"Jurassic Pooch" - season 1
This started out like most other episodes. I had an idea + story beats so we had a 'core crew' story meeting to flesh it out - per usual
🔸But here's some important info; there was no "bleeping" in my original idea nor was the concept brought up in the story meet by anyone
2/xx
🔸But here's some important info; there was no "bleeping" in my original idea nor was the concept brought up in the story meet by anyone
2/xx
August 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM
This started out like most other episodes. I had an idea + story beats so we had a 'core crew' story meeting to flesh it out - per usual
🔸But here's some important info; there was no "bleeping" in my original idea nor was the concept brought up in the story meet by anyone
2/xx
🔸But here's some important info; there was no "bleeping" in my original idea nor was the concept brought up in the story meet by anyone
2/xx
🧵 Okay - let's do another Dexter's Laboratory behind the scenes posting...
Today we'll talk about "Rude Removal"
aka the 💢BANNED EPISODE💢
🎶 !dun dun duuunnnn! 🎶
1/xx
@robrenzetti.bsky.social / @cmcccartoons.bsky.social / @chrisbattleart.bsky.social
#animation #cartoons #art #writing #popculture
Today we'll talk about "Rude Removal"
aka the 💢BANNED EPISODE💢
🎶 !dun dun duuunnnn! 🎶
1/xx
@robrenzetti.bsky.social / @cmcccartoons.bsky.social / @chrisbattleart.bsky.social
#animation #cartoons #art #writing #popculture
August 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM
🧵 Okay - let's do another Dexter's Laboratory behind the scenes posting...
Today we'll talk about "Rude Removal"
aka the 💢BANNED EPISODE💢
🎶 !dun dun duuunnnn! 🎶
1/xx
@robrenzetti.bsky.social / @cmcccartoons.bsky.social / @chrisbattleart.bsky.social
#animation #cartoons #art #writing #popculture
Today we'll talk about "Rude Removal"
aka the 💢BANNED EPISODE💢
🎶 !dun dun duuunnnn! 🎶
1/xx
@robrenzetti.bsky.social / @cmcccartoons.bsky.social / @chrisbattleart.bsky.social
#animation #cartoons #art #writing #popculture
It's still 117° this Thurs eve
So Panzy smartly goes for a nice soak-n-splash
@blueheronfarm.bsky.social
#tortoise #pets #dog #antsat #dinosaurs #reptiles
So Panzy smartly goes for a nice soak-n-splash
@blueheronfarm.bsky.social
#tortoise #pets #dog #antsat #dinosaurs #reptiles
August 8, 2025 at 12:40 AM
It's still 117° this Thurs eve
So Panzy smartly goes for a nice soak-n-splash
@blueheronfarm.bsky.social
#tortoise #pets #dog #antsat #dinosaurs #reptiles
So Panzy smartly goes for a nice soak-n-splash
@blueheronfarm.bsky.social
#tortoise #pets #dog #antsat #dinosaurs #reptiles
August 7, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Panzy specifically soaking his cloaca - which for all you with a cloaca know soaking is a delight
@blueheronfarm.bsky.social
#tortoise #mythology #reptile #pets #antsat
@blueheronfarm.bsky.social
#tortoise #mythology #reptile #pets #antsat
August 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Panzy specifically soaking his cloaca - which for all you with a cloaca know soaking is a delight
@blueheronfarm.bsky.social
#tortoise #mythology #reptile #pets #antsat
@blueheronfarm.bsky.social
#tortoise #mythology #reptile #pets #antsat
My 85 year old mom posted this on Facebook
(she's an atheist)
(she's an atheist)
July 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
My 85 year old mom posted this on Facebook
(she's an atheist)
(she's an atheist)
Just watering the tortoise
(ha. sounds like an innuendo)
Yes that is a bowling ball - or more accurately a humping ball
*tagging @blueheronfarm.bsky.social because tort
#pets #dinosaur #pokemon
(ha. sounds like an innuendo)
Yes that is a bowling ball - or more accurately a humping ball
*tagging @blueheronfarm.bsky.social because tort
#pets #dinosaur #pokemon
July 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Just watering the tortoise
(ha. sounds like an innuendo)
Yes that is a bowling ball - or more accurately a humping ball
*tagging @blueheronfarm.bsky.social because tort
#pets #dinosaur #pokemon
(ha. sounds like an innuendo)
Yes that is a bowling ball - or more accurately a humping ball
*tagging @blueheronfarm.bsky.social because tort
#pets #dinosaur #pokemon
Hello everybody
Everything cool?
Everything cool?
July 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Hello everybody
Everything cool?
Everything cool?
A very short but touching love story
You should click on it - it just might make you believe in happiness again
You should click on it - it just might make you believe in happiness again
July 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
A very short but touching love story
You should click on it - it just might make you believe in happiness again
You should click on it - it just might make you believe in happiness again
The US has the highest BY FAR incarceration rate per capita of any developed nation --
Do you think that's because we have so-many-more actual criminals?
Because I don't
Totally unrelated: Those prisons sure do provide good paying jobs that are vital to local economies, as Sen. Klobuchar points out
Do you think that's because we have so-many-more actual criminals?
Because I don't
Totally unrelated: Those prisons sure do provide good paying jobs that are vital to local economies, as Sen. Klobuchar points out
July 17, 2025 at 1:07 AM
The US has the highest BY FAR incarceration rate per capita of any developed nation --
Do you think that's because we have so-many-more actual criminals?
Because I don't
Totally unrelated: Those prisons sure do provide good paying jobs that are vital to local economies, as Sen. Klobuchar points out
Do you think that's because we have so-many-more actual criminals?
Because I don't
Totally unrelated: Those prisons sure do provide good paying jobs that are vital to local economies, as Sen. Klobuchar points out
(joke lifted from @nopesignal on the hell site - no matching handle on bsky)
#tesla #familyguy #cars #ai #grok
#tesla #familyguy #cars #ai #grok
July 11, 2025 at 11:26 AM
(joke lifted from @nopesignal on the hell site - no matching handle on bsky)
#tesla #familyguy #cars #ai #grok
#tesla #familyguy #cars #ai #grok
Here's how the episode ended...
(not well for dexter, as was par for many'o eps)
4/6
(not well for dexter, as was par for many'o eps)
4/6
July 9, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Here's how the episode ended...
(not well for dexter, as was par for many'o eps)
4/6
(not well for dexter, as was par for many'o eps)
4/6
July 9, 2025 at 3:31 PM
🧵 The term, which ain't even proper french, was lifted from a stand-up comedy bit by Steve Martin off his 1977 album Let's Get Small - I'll post a link to that farther down thread
While many just call it the Omelette du Fromage episode, its title is The Big Cheese
2/6
#cartoon #art #comedy
While many just call it the Omelette du Fromage episode, its title is The Big Cheese
2/6
#cartoon #art #comedy
July 9, 2025 at 3:31 PM