not tobias bluth
@jasonplante.com
Somewhere in ruralish NC
#RaiseUp // #ForTheCrown // #GoPats
Enterprise engineer / consultant for your least favorite tech conglomerate. Opinions my own, memes probably stolen.
Passion for: SQL Server, Azure, intersection of the two
#RaiseUp // #ForTheCrown // #GoPats
Enterprise engineer / consultant for your least favorite tech conglomerate. Opinions my own, memes probably stolen.
Passion for: SQL Server, Azure, intersection of the two
Once you go suite, it’s hard to go back
November 16, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Once you go suite, it’s hard to go back
THE PP-ING CONTINUES UNTIL THE SCORING IMPROVES
or something idk
or something idk
November 12, 2025 at 12:45 AM
THE PP-ING CONTINUES UNTIL THE SCORING IMPROVES
or something idk
or something idk
I remember the Netscape loading animation in the browser. The star soaring over the N.
Simpler times
Simpler times
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I remember the Netscape loading animation in the browser. The star soaring over the N.
Simpler times
Simpler times
How about a buyout to retire early
October 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM
How about a buyout to retire early
May need y’all on D at this rate
October 29, 2025 at 12:13 AM
May need y’all on D at this rate
Blake tripped himself, obviously
October 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Blake tripped himself, obviously
I’m certainly spooped
October 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I’m certainly spooped
Tailgaters, probably
October 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Tailgaters, probably
Even more so on a goalie
October 21, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Even more so on a goalie
Definitely get the frustrated dad-coaching-kids-hockey-team-who-can’t-figure-it-out vibe during power plays.
October 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Definitely get the frustrated dad-coaching-kids-hockey-team-who-can’t-figure-it-out vibe during power plays.
As I understand Nikishin put in time working on his English over the break. Dude looks solid
October 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
As I understand Nikishin put in time working on his English over the break. Dude looks solid
Me, watching from home:
michael jordan is wearing a suit and tie and says stop it
ALT: michael jordan is wearing a suit and tie and says stop it
media.tenor.com
September 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Me, watching from home:
Maybe if we start negging the PP now, it’ll be better down the stretch
September 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Maybe if we start negging the PP now, it’ll be better down the stretch
Yeah, I get it.
Tried every variation of BOOM and this was the closest I could land, so went with it.
It is what it is 😅
Tried every variation of BOOM and this was the closest I could land, so went with it.
It is what it is 😅
September 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Yeah, I get it.
Tried every variation of BOOM and this was the closest I could land, so went with it.
It is what it is 😅
Tried every variation of BOOM and this was the closest I could land, so went with it.
It is what it is 😅