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Jason Noseworthy 🇨🇦
@jasonnl75.bsky.social
IT Hardware Monkey
Hobby Photographer
July 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I finally understand why I'm called a grown up. I groan every time I get up.

#dadjokes
June 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I have a pet termite. I named him Clint. CLINT EATS WOOD
#dadjokes
April 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Ottawa
April 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
April 1, 2025 at 12:08 AM
@tompowelljr.bsky.social I'm not on Truth Social, but I saw a thing today saying "he" wants to annex Alaska. Please tell me that's not true. Would he actually be that stupid?
March 31, 2025 at 8:20 PM
@bsky.app When will Blue sky have the ability for push notifications of followed accounts? I'd like to be notified if some accounts make a post. Thanks!!
March 6, 2025 at 12:44 AM
January 1, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Archeologists in Egypt have discovered a mummy buried deep beneath one of the Pyramids. He is covered in chocolate and hazelnuts.

It is believed to be Pharaoh Rocher.

#DadJokes
December 31, 2024 at 11:28 PM
Most people have heard of Karl Marx, but few know of his sister Onya, an Olympic runner. Her name is still mentioned at the start of each race.

#DadJokes
December 28, 2024 at 8:13 PM
I misplaced Dwayne Johnson's cutting tool for the origami workshop....

I can't believe I lost The Rock's paper scissors.
December 23, 2024 at 9:55 PM
What's the Grinch's least favorite band?

The Who!

#DadJokes #ChristmasDadJokes
December 4, 2024 at 11:16 PM
What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

#DadJokes #ChristmasDadJokes
November 26, 2024 at 11:48 PM
If you put your left shoe on the wrong foot it's on the right foot.

#DadJokes #DeepThoughts
November 25, 2024 at 11:33 PM
I met some chess players in a hotel lobby. They were bragging about how good they were. They were Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

#DadJokes
November 24, 2024 at 11:08 PM
Is Costco ever not busy? #AskingForAFriend
November 23, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Not sure if this is a warning, or a challenge!

#roadsign #bringiton #dukesofhazard
November 18, 2024 at 11:33 PM
November 17, 2024 at 8:52 PM
This will be my first post on Blue sky. #firstpost
November 17, 2024 at 1:24 PM