WT actual F? On what grounds? Talking sexy on the phone? What a joke.

You’re describing my favourite date ever. I won’t say with who. But she knows.

Fact!

When I signed up to work for the nootzy party support apparatus, I didn’t expect to be supporting the nootzy party!

I’m gobsmacked. Zero self awareness. And zero empathy it seems too. Not even a very good psychopath. A proper one would have hidden it. Just call her his “therapist” or something.

I’m so curious how you found that out? Did he straight up tell you? Was he completely unaware of what a huge 🚩that is?

You should take up distance running. It’s the most efficient way we’ve come up with to hate yourself and love doing it.