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Jason Martin
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Me and the dog, just about getting by.
They're not getting a mark up quote, they're getting a quote for the work. I'd bat it off. Your profit is none of the client's business.
December 29, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Absolute pigshit
October 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Fish pate and cats.
a man wearing a blue vest and tie is looking at the camera .
ALT: a man wearing a blue vest and tie is looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
September 14, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Snap!
September 14, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Pretty accurate
August 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Makes a lot of sense, doesn't it? He's not on Question Time 24000000 times a year mind.
July 24, 2025 at 6:24 AM
One vital part missing. What those countries will do if Isreal ignores them. And they will. Meaningless platitudes u less backed with action.
July 21, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Soz, my point entirely, if they claim to be furious, they have a big enough majority to do something. Nobhead being directed at him, not you.
July 21, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Don't be "furious", do "something"
Nobhead.
July 21, 2025 at 6:17 AM
He's married to a German, so he's well qualified.
July 21, 2025 at 6:16 AM
If all the village idiots on the planet got together and decided to build their own special village, just for village idiots, Liz Truss would still be the village idiot.
July 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
It is, and the version with just Jimmy and a piano is also wonderful
June 25, 2025 at 7:24 AM
The US has nuclear weapons, as does Russia. They are both led by fucking lunatics.
June 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Barf
May 30, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Vegemite is wombat jizz.
May 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Normal Farage.

All fart, no poo.
May 12, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The silence is strange. Labour's direction of bed sharing with Blackrock is disturbing.
May 12, 2025 at 12:23 PM
After reading that, Ugo needs reminding that there's a chap called Justin Tipuric, who without this hype, played with the power of a forward and the skill and pace of a back. Stopping making out Pollock is a unicorn.
May 10, 2025 at 9:46 AM
This is pretty much it.
April 12, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Brass in Pocket, Pretenders.
Whining dirge.
March 30, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Who would have thought that shagging someone else might have a detrimental effect on your marriage
March 16, 2025 at 1:28 PM