Can all sides agree that if you fall down some stairs once at work oopsie, could happen to anyone, but a second within time in a matter of months and maybe it's time to hang up the towel? unbelievable.

Oh hell yeah, now coffee costs are gonna rise too? Y'all sure showed us dumb liberals!

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, there's still a reasonable chance it isn't a duck. But nobody ever gonna mistake it for a blender

Aint no hate like christian love❤️

Exodus 22:21: Do not mistreat foreigners, remembering that you were once foreigners in Egypt

Lev 19:33-34: Treat foreigners as you would your own citizens, and love them as you love yourself

& heaps more but what's the bible anyhow when not being used as a prop?

All these celebrities and billionaires doing all kinds of pranks and stunts with their McDuckian hoards. I'd like to see one of them 'adopt' a public middle or high school and track what happens when it's funded and maintained properly. There's a reality TV show I'd watch

"God has had plenty of chances. Maybe we try gun control?"

In other news, leopards continue devouring faces while the voluntarily ignorant begin to sense the water temperature creeping up. More at eleven.

I signed up for Twitter in 2008 and used it approximately ten times: once to post a picture of a cake I made, and nine times to ask Mila Kunis to go bowling with me.

I have similar expectations this time around