Withdrawn, your honor. The lag is back.

Hard restart on router and smart tv fixed it for me.

The (rare) times I power up the stereo, I think, “If I open the front slider, how far could I blast Cool and the Gang?”

It’s not a hypothetical.

You mean he's a charmless jerk? How is that unrelated to his politics? Is there a version Trumpism where you can also be a nice guy?

They might as well run: "Republicans Succeed In Distracting Media from Actual Story"

You should buy the part of your brain that typed this a cross country bus ticket.

The sign has a Russian accent.

Such a savvy choice to put the Empire’s middle managers out front. All kinds of dramatic possibilities, along with a more relevant political point.

Drunk Man’s Arson Spree the Result of Rage at All The Bullshit, Drinking Buddies Attest

They run credit checks at the underpass.