Jason Dean Wick
@jasondeanwick.bsky.social
Dollar Tree Punk Rock Wilford Brimley Impersonator. I make no apologies for excessive wombat content.
You know, these would really help his fashion ensemble and ‘tie it all together’.
April 2, 2025 at 2:04 PM
You know, these would really help his fashion ensemble and ‘tie it all together’.
This is my mental state right now. (Ask me tomorrow if I’m still in the house.)
March 28, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This is my mental state right now. (Ask me tomorrow if I’m still in the house.)
All “Oregon Trail” jokes aside, the fact that dysentery is on the rise in Portland because of a sanitation crisis is pretty damning for public infrastructure (lack of public restrooms). I make jokes about there needs to be a sequel to Urinetown called “Sh** Island” and I think I see the plot here.
March 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
All “Oregon Trail” jokes aside, the fact that dysentery is on the rise in Portland because of a sanitation crisis is pretty damning for public infrastructure (lack of public restrooms). I make jokes about there needs to be a sequel to Urinetown called “Sh** Island” and I think I see the plot here.
I guess I’m not supposed to be monetizing my usual political ire at fascists on their besties platforms so freck it, here’s a moment of bliss on a lonesome highway somewhere for you lovely butterflies 😘
March 1, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I guess I’m not supposed to be monetizing my usual political ire at fascists on their besties platforms so freck it, here’s a moment of bliss on a lonesome highway somewhere for you lovely butterflies 😘
So uh, those of us in WA - are we keeping an eye what’s going on in our state capital because it kinda reeks of voter suppression here…
February 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
So uh, those of us in WA - are we keeping an eye what’s going on in our state capital because it kinda reeks of voter suppression here…
Ballard, Feb 1st 2025
February 2, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Ballard, Feb 1st 2025
There’s going to be a lot of sadness with us PNW weirdos right now. We lost a man who could see the mythologies of America and the west for what they were: absurd, surreal and had moments of spiritual beauty.
January 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
There’s going to be a lot of sadness with us PNW weirdos right now. We lost a man who could see the mythologies of America and the west for what they were: absurd, surreal and had moments of spiritual beauty.
Someone needs to do a “WWDIS” type series about her and other bogwitches working in an office. Just sayin
January 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Someone needs to do a “WWDIS” type series about her and other bogwitches working in an office. Just sayin
Hate that this list has to be created but it’s literally something I think about constantly: what do you prioritize to survive and keep a sense of self?
January 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Hate that this list has to be created but it’s literally something I think about constantly: what do you prioritize to survive and keep a sense of self?
N Gate SeaTac is the BroSphere (before you are shuffled off to CES)
December 31, 2024 at 1:46 AM
N Gate SeaTac is the BroSphere (before you are shuffled off to CES)
Make memories this holiday season 🎄
December 24, 2024 at 9:24 PM
Make memories this holiday season 🎄
I used to commute daily by H&D and while the orchard blossoms were pretty, I’m still baffled as to why giving holiday pears is a thing. Like, here - have some mealy fruit that’s either not ripe or is falling apart. Anyhow - 2nd bigger mystery: why is Trader Joe’s trying to abolish the DOL?
December 22, 2024 at 4:50 AM
I used to commute daily by H&D and while the orchard blossoms were pretty, I’m still baffled as to why giving holiday pears is a thing. Like, here - have some mealy fruit that’s either not ripe or is falling apart. Anyhow - 2nd bigger mystery: why is Trader Joe’s trying to abolish the DOL?
A place
Where nobody wanted to go…
A love that we came to know…
They called it…
Where nobody wanted to go…
A love that we came to know…
They called it…
December 20, 2024 at 11:20 PM
A place
Where nobody wanted to go…
A love that we came to know…
They called it…
Where nobody wanted to go…
A love that we came to know…
They called it…
“This is going to ruin the tour”
December 20, 2024 at 3:56 AM
“This is going to ruin the tour”
The sound Nicole Kidman makes when she can’t Clear the Rack.
December 10, 2024 at 3:55 AM
The sound Nicole Kidman makes when she can’t Clear the Rack.
These are jobs that are simply going to just disappear. How are these poor robots going to re-skill and at their age?!
December 7, 2024 at 6:34 PM
These are jobs that are simply going to just disappear. How are these poor robots going to re-skill and at their age?!
Never go with this Ken to a 2nd location as you won’t get home until the following week and all your air miles are somehow used up by someone named DJ Kül.
December 5, 2024 at 6:48 PM
Never go with this Ken to a 2nd location as you won’t get home until the following week and all your air miles are somehow used up by someone named DJ Kül.
Oh yeah, well I came here to talk about how to make Apple head doll people and then pose them around in your home in disturbing tableaus… but I’m all outta Apples!!
December 5, 2024 at 6:43 PM
Oh yeah, well I came here to talk about how to make Apple head doll people and then pose them around in your home in disturbing tableaus… but I’m all outta Apples!!
Metamucil cocktail. As one does. Happy Givings of nothingness and clearing of blockages.
November 29, 2024 at 4:38 AM
Metamucil cocktail. As one does. Happy Givings of nothingness and clearing of blockages.
Yup. John Waters even dropped into his writers room.
November 24, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Yup. John Waters even dropped into his writers room.
This lil guy is pretty fearless but a few things will still freak him out:
1) Fireworks (self explanatory)
2) Woodpeckers drilling holes in things
3) Giant motorized wheelchairs
4) the sound of wind blowing into chimney
1) Fireworks (self explanatory)
2) Woodpeckers drilling holes in things
3) Giant motorized wheelchairs
4) the sound of wind blowing into chimney
November 21, 2024 at 10:42 PM
This lil guy is pretty fearless but a few things will still freak him out:
1) Fireworks (self explanatory)
2) Woodpeckers drilling holes in things
3) Giant motorized wheelchairs
4) the sound of wind blowing into chimney
1) Fireworks (self explanatory)
2) Woodpeckers drilling holes in things
3) Giant motorized wheelchairs
4) the sound of wind blowing into chimney
