Jason Botelho
@jasonbotelho.bsky.social
IBS-haver. The posts are only a reflection of my ethos and almost always going to be about sports because I don’t want to go to jail. FTFO ✌️
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I feel like we’re watching a job interview with this Steph White/Talaysia Cooper interview.
December 4, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I feel like we’re watching a job interview with this Steph White/Talaysia Cooper interview.
Hitting myself with a hammer 🤝 Watching Tennessee play basketball
December 4, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Hitting myself with a hammer 🤝 Watching Tennessee play basketball
It’s a shame what the Clippers did to Chris Paul, a proven winner and champion on and off the court. He played the game with class and always led unselfishly and won at every stop. I hope that he gets the justice that he deserves!
December 3, 2025 at 10:04 PM
It’s a shame what the Clippers did to Chris Paul, a proven winner and champion on and off the court. He played the game with class and always led unselfishly and won at every stop. I hope that he gets the justice that he deserves!
Just got a Giving Tuesday email from my gas utility (2024 revenue reported at $13 billion) asking me to donate to subsidize their low-income customers. Now if you’ll excuse me, I know that I have an ether-soaked rag somewhere around here…
December 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Just got a Giving Tuesday email from my gas utility (2024 revenue reported at $13 billion) asking me to donate to subsidize their low-income customers. Now if you’ll excuse me, I know that I have an ether-soaked rag somewhere around here…
The plague of proselytizing Christian college football QBs knows no end sadly.
November 30, 2025 at 4:43 AM
The plague of proselytizing Christian college football QBs knows no end sadly.
A fun thing about Auburn is that you’d never know that one of the best wideouts in the country plays for them.
November 30, 2025 at 1:39 AM
A fun thing about Auburn is that you’d never know that one of the best wideouts in the country plays for them.
I think Bryce Underwood will look good in Lubbock next year.
November 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I think Bryce Underwood will look good in Lubbock next year.
There is a nonzero chance that A&M is throwing this game to avoid the SEC Championship game and that’s what rivalry games are all about!
November 29, 2025 at 3:33 AM
There is a nonzero chance that A&M is throwing this game to avoid the SEC Championship game and that’s what rivalry games are all about!
“It’s Andy Reid’s special time.”
November 27, 2025 at 10:12 PM
“It’s Andy Reid’s special time.”
Duke could very realistically have 7 losses before the end of December. Hard to see how this is an ncaa tournament team in March.
November 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Duke could very realistically have 7 losses before the end of December. Hard to see how this is an ncaa tournament team in March.
This is just a deeply awful performance by a Duke team that doesn’t belong in this field.
November 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
This is just a deeply awful performance by a Duke team that doesn’t belong in this field.
We’re about five minutes from Cheryl moving Rori Harmon ahead of Lauren on her draft board
Minnesota Lynx head coach Cheryl Reeve just arrived alongside Sparks assistant coach Danielle Robinson to #3 UCLA vs #4 Texas
UCLA’s Lauren Betts certainly a real possibility for the Lynx at #2
UCLA’s Lauren Betts certainly a real possibility for the Lynx at #2
November 26, 2025 at 7:18 PM
We’re about five minutes from Cheryl moving Rori Harmon ahead of Lauren on her draft board
Observers: “Wow ESPN has struck gold with Elle, Andraya, and Chiney. They have great natural chemistry and everyone enjoys watching them together!”
ESPN: “We simply can’t outbid Netflix because we pay Punting John Fetterman $76 billion to take his shirt off.”
ESPN: “We simply can’t outbid Netflix because we pay Punting John Fetterman $76 billion to take his shirt off.”
NEWS: Elle Duncan will not continue on the WNBA or women's college basketball for ESPN with move to Netflix, The Athletic has learned.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/683...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/683...
Elle Duncan, ESPN to fully part ways with her move to Netflix: Sources
Duncan could still appear on other networks or platforms as part of her Netflix agreement.
www.nytimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Observers: “Wow ESPN has struck gold with Elle, Andraya, and Chiney. They have great natural chemistry and everyone enjoys watching them together!”
ESPN: “We simply can’t outbid Netflix because we pay Punting John Fetterman $76 billion to take his shirt off.”
ESPN: “We simply can’t outbid Netflix because we pay Punting John Fetterman $76 billion to take his shirt off.”
It’s Best Western Rivalry Week Presented by Northrop Grumman on ESPN. Tune in to watch LSU square off with uhhh Oklahoma…?
November 25, 2025 at 1:44 AM
It’s Best Western Rivalry Week Presented by Northrop Grumman on ESPN. Tune in to watch LSU square off with uhhh Oklahoma…?
Hey Duke will have a good team on campus this December!
USA Basketball's training camp roster for Dec. 12-14 at Duke:
Lauren Betts
Aliyah Boston
Cam Brink
Paige Bueckers
Veronica Burton
Sonia Citron
Caitlin Clark
Kah Copper
Chelsea Gray
Brittney Griner
Dearica Hamby
Kiki Iriafen
Rickea Jackson
Bri Jones
Kelsey Plum
Angel Reese
JuJu Watkins
Jackie Young
Lauren Betts
Aliyah Boston
Cam Brink
Paige Bueckers
Veronica Burton
Sonia Citron
Caitlin Clark
Kah Copper
Chelsea Gray
Brittney Griner
Dearica Hamby
Kiki Iriafen
Rickea Jackson
Bri Jones
Kelsey Plum
Angel Reese
JuJu Watkins
Jackie Young
November 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Hey Duke will have a good team on campus this December!
Even if they lose to UConn, Michigan should at least move ahead of LSU in next week’s poll.
November 22, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Even if they lose to UConn, Michigan should at least move ahead of LSU in next week’s poll.
Did USC just suffer a crushing loss? Sure, but at least they play UConn in three weeks.
November 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Did USC just suffer a crushing loss? Sure, but at least they play UConn in three weeks.
And I thought yesterday was International Men’s Day!
The New York Liberty have agreed on a deal to hire Golden State Warriors assistant Chris DeMarco as their new head coach, sources tell ESPN. DeMarco has been with the Warriors since 2012, winning four NBA titles. He also serves as head coach of the Bahamian men's national team.
November 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
And I thought yesterday was International Men’s Day!
Live every day like you’re Emely Rodriguez
November 21, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Live every day like you’re Emely Rodriguez
Reposted by Jason Botelho
There is inexplicably a Jeopardy category tonight about Cleanthony Early
November 21, 2025 at 3:36 AM
There is inexplicably a Jeopardy category tonight about Cleanthony Early
Setting calendar reminders for Baylor/TCU games.
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Setting calendar reminders for Baylor/TCU games.
I’m a braindead sea perch, please join me in welcoming Marjorie Taylor Greene into our big dumb tent.
November 18, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I’m a braindead sea perch, please join me in welcoming Marjorie Taylor Greene into our big dumb tent.
The NFL and its corrupt officials have prevented me from seeing four more Jared Goff incompletions. Please join my class action suit.
November 17, 2025 at 4:30 AM
The NFL and its corrupt officials have prevented me from seeing four more Jared Goff incompletions. Please join my class action suit.