Hawthorne Abendsen III ✝🇺🇸🇮🇱🇺🇦🇹🇼😺🎷
@jasmius.bsky.social
Evangelical Christian. Husband. Father. Impatiently awaiting unconceived grandchildren. Reagan conservative. Proud constitutionalist dissident. Geezer. Curmudgeon. Cat daddy. Charter 12. I "bash" everybody.
The MAGA maxim.
November 15, 2025 at 9:21 PM
The MAGA maxim.
Almost, but not quite.
November 14, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Almost, but not quite.
Erik Lamkin would like them, because he apparently never stopped drinking Elmer's glue from early childhood.
Nobody else would.
Nobody else would.
November 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Erik Lamkin would like them, because he apparently never stopped drinking Elmer's glue from early childhood.
Nobody else would.
Nobody else would.
Oh, no.
Also, you use urine, not milk.
Also, you use urine, not milk.
November 13, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Oh, no.
Also, you use urine, not milk.
Also, you use urine, not milk.
Oh, yes.
November 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Oh, yes.
If it's "topped," I'll eat it.
November 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
If it's "topped," I'll eat it.
Arizona Cardinals fans for the past 48 hours.
November 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Arizona Cardinals fans for the past 48 hours.
Trying to figure out how to get their smartphones to connect to their wifi.
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Trying to figure out how to get their smartphones to connect to their wifi.
