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Tacky as fuck since what you’re loving is this particular celly in which my friends were chanting “Abolish Ice”.

Pinto is great but read the fucking mood.
Love a sassy celly
LETS GO
June 15, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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If you had no opinion about Israeli flags at a march in NYC but you have an opinion about Mexican flags at a march in LA , kindly shut the fuck up.
June 9, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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White guys should shut the FUCK up about how Latino folks in LA protest
June 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
How many players, coaches, & FO officials are you going to fine for calling out the league that the game shouldn’t have continued.

If protocols were followed, you need new protocols. Everyone involved with the decision to have the match continue like a HUMAN DIDNT ALMOST DIE needs to be fired.
An update on Savy King ❤️
May 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Congress could end these tariffs today if they wanted to. Every day they don't is a shocking abdication of its responsibility and duty to govern.
April 7, 2025 at 12:45 PM
The only time I come on here is to update my out of context dnd thread but will do better to bring my silliest of thought and hottest of takes here more often.

So hi gang! I’m back! Soccer is in season, I got a lady & a new hydro cup.
April 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
If Alex wants to join for a photo or ride the rails with us SGs she’s more than welcome to but starting a gimmicky UnwellFC SG? You can tell that Berman has no fucking clue about supporter culture.

I’ll tell you right now, ACFC FO better ask permission first from La Fortaleza. We got rules.
So Jessica Berman at the SB Summitt just said @nwslsoccer.com is going to push the Unwell partnership with a “League Supporter Group” called “Unwell FC” where they have their own section + Alex Cooper leads the chants

I can tell you in many ways this is a TERRIBLE idea
🎥: @ccuadra8.bsky.social
April 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
My biggest flex is that I’m mutuals with an Abbott Elementary triple threat before they were on Abbott.
February 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
This is so laughable.
Sources: Former Arsenal coach Jonas Eidevall is the new head coach of the San Diego Wave. He'd been the favorite for the job for weeks. He'll be the second full-time coach in Wave history, following Casey Stoney. #NWSL

More on @equalizersoccer.bsky.social 👇
Sources: San Diego Wave hire Jonas Eidevall as head coach
He most recently coached Arsenal for three full seasons before resigning in October
equalizersoccer.com
December 23, 2024 at 6:51 PM
I check my work phone every week day just in case I need to cover the front lobby because the receptionist just willy-nilly calls out but at least I’m cc’d in an email. This time, nothing. No email, no text.

I really wanted to enjoy my breakfast burrito and orange juice in peace.
December 19, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Bad brain evening. What a way to start the weekend.
December 14, 2024 at 3:44 AM
Yall customers in the Culver City post office neeed to chill. They got one person working the front and it’s the holiday.
December 12, 2024 at 10:45 PM
The way I sent this fic to Mancuso the other night. Guess I’m rereading!
the camera flashes make it look like a dream by lostariels

archiveofourown.org/works/16862677

Happy anniversary to this marvelous fic! 🎉 And yes, it’s still December 5th somewhere in the world, so don’t judge me—my reminder decided to show up fashionably late today. 😉✨
December 6, 2024 at 3:46 AM
This girl is gonna have me playing hookie just so I can see her.
December 5, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Look. I’m putting this here so if someone does it, they stole my idea. Kinda wanna do a podcast with the pandas. ACFC game postmortem where we talk in the parking lot. Just raw.

Or we find someone that would like to produce it because they value good production.
December 5, 2024 at 4:54 PM
I’ve began my housewives journey
December 5, 2024 at 2:53 AM
Shout out to all my friends who’ve been there for me during this hell week of personal tragedy. Idk where I’d be without you.
December 1, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Went on Facebook for the first time in so long. Idk how I feel about it.
December 1, 2024 at 9:11 PM
tummy ache
December 1, 2024 at 8:07 AM
The way my tiktok algorithm is mostly about capricorns?! Bb, we out of Pluto and thriving now.
December 1, 2024 at 2:03 AM
Shout out to the mb target for having only Taylor swift playing in the store.
December 1, 2024 at 12:30 AM
Just spent the last my afternoon with the most amazing girl. Smitten.
November 29, 2024 at 11:57 PM
My Black Friday shopping spree is a vet visit and main water main valve replacement. Yay.
November 26, 2024 at 6:48 PM
I really wanted to be in a good mental state for the holidays. The last half decade has been shit for me. Dead mom, end of my relationship at this time last year. Now, a sick cat & house stuff being done without my consent a week before we’re hosting people for TG.
November 23, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Willing myself to fall back asleep
November 23, 2024 at 1:47 PM