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Jasmine Aziz
@jasmineaziz.bsky.social
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🍁Author | “Sex & Samosas”
Shore Script's Winner TV 1/2 comedy pilot - “Here She Comes”
AFF Semifinalist - "The Judas Apocalypse"
Now here's 3 reasons why you need crotchless panties...
https://writers.coverfly.com/profile/writer-776088aab-29565
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No matter the outcome of the World Series tonight, huge kudos to the Toronto Blue Jays entire team.

⚾They've shown class & integrity
⚾They play with heart
⚾They've brought Canada together even MORE

No matter what happens tonight, we are all here with you!

#BlueJays #GoJaysGo
Canadian flag with Blue Jays flag waving above the night time image of the Rogers Skydome. Word say, "Win or lose, we are with you. Through every pitch, every swing, every dream - Canada stands behind you." Picture from Facebook.
November 1, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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From my brilliant writer friend Waubgeshing Rice 👇

Go Jays Go!!

#BlueJays
Facebook post from Waubgeshing Rice. Blue background. Words say, "In case you're Indigenous and need another reason to cheer for the Blue Jays, Isiah Kiner-Falefa grew up in Hawaii with a Samoan dad and regularly returns home to teach Pacific island kids about baseball. Fist emoji.
October 31, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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‼️Halloween is officially cancelled in Canada!

It shall now be known as "We Want It All-oween!" 😀

#GoJaysGo #BlueJays
Spooky house background with Blue Jays logo in top right, baseball player silhouette at the bottom and the words reading, "We Want It All-oween" with the hashtag "Go Jays Go"
October 30, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Pic from the Blue Jays official page. If you read the subtext here, it’s got the spooky Halloween feels while also saying “We ain’t playing, bro. This game is ours!”

At least that’s what I’m reading into it ☺️

Go Jays Go!

#BlueJays
Dark imagery of a bird claw grasping a baseball.
October 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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This is is the best thing on the internet today!

She be styling and we be winning tonight! ⚾️🧢

Go Jays Go!!

PS I want those shoes 😜

#BlueJays
South Asian woman in a white sari with the Blue Jays logo on it carrying a baseball Blue Jays bag and blue Blue Jays shoes. She’s at the stadium holding her arm up and smiling!
October 27, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Is no one going to talk about the fact that Colonel Sanders seems to have gotten primo seats at the World Series?

Is the lengths he’ll go to avoid the tariffs? 😂
Picture of screen capture of Blue Jays baseball game with an older white man in a white suit and black thin tie who strongly resembles Colonel Sanders.
October 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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An idea for the creatives at @chapmans.ca - WHEN the Blue Jays win the World Series, maybe you can make chocolate covered ice cream bars shaped like a Blue Jay? 🤤

My humble rendition here for you 🍦

#BlueJays
Popsicle stick with blue jays logo shape on it
October 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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We met with a prominent manager who told us to sell holiday scripts for Hallmark/Lifetime before big stuff like THE JUDAS APOCALYPSE could be considered.

Not sure if ya'all agree with that but A HOLLY JOLLY FEUD was born from that meeting. Now we want to see it on the little screen 📺🎄

#ScriptSky
Image of Christmas wreath on top of two red and green stripes upon which is a shrugging South Asian woman in a white sweater and Santa hat as well as a handsome caucasian man in a holiday sweater holding his head. Two rival groups, one Christmas-crazed and one bitterly bah-humbug, battle for holiday dominance when a double booking turns their snowy retreat into a yuletide war zone. Title is "A Holly Jolly Feud" script by Jasmine Aziz and Dan McNeil.
October 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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How hard core of a Blue Jays fan is my cherubic Indian mom?

In the 90's she wouldn't cook for us if there was a game on so we bought her a mini tv for the kitchen so she could cheer them on while making curry.

She's SO ready for this again! And so are we!!! 😍

Go Jays Go!

#BlueJays
black mini tv with the Blue Jays logo on it.
October 24, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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Feeling nostalgic today on the 14th anniversary of my book launch 🥹

What I got since it was released:

- sold the movie rights
- met my beloved 💖
- changed lives, removed taboos
- got me into screenwriting
- proud af I stuck with my vision

#BookSky #writersky #ScriptSky
Pictures of novel “Sex & Samosas” with writer Jasmine Aziz
October 17, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Stuck this pillow on my head and the Blue Jays started to rally!

Looks like I’m not moving for the rest of the night… 😜

Go Jays Go!

#BlueJays
Blue jays pillow on my head.
October 13, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Thanks for the notes from @creativescreen.bsky.social on our holiday script. They were an unexpected bonus for our Top 10 placement in @networkisa.bsky.social🤩

"There is a great deal of fun the screenplay is having here in skewering holiday movies, mainly Hallmark type romantic films."

#ScriptSky
Holiday movie poster for spec script "(Mostly) Happily Ever After" by Jasmine Aziz and Dan McNeil showing two screaming writers in Christmas balls on a tree. Logline: When a bickering screenwrting couple can't complete their final holiday script, their manipulative agent forces them to work it out by trapping them in a saccharine Christmas village inspired by their movies.
October 6, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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In honour of the Blue Jays winning the first game of the ALDS I think we need to call this #BlueJaySky for the rest of the pennant run!!!

Where my peeps at? ⚾️ 🎉

“This is OUR house!!” - Vladdy

#BlueJays Go Jays Go!!!
Blue Jay pillow in front of tv shoring the blue Jay mascot running on the field.
October 4, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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We watched FIGHT OR FLIGHT yesterday with my aging Indian mother. It's a fun flick. The best part was hearing my mother say, "Oh, there's an Indian girl in the lead. That's so nice."

🥹
It's why I got into screenwriting.

More of this please! 🤩

#MovieSky #ScriptSky #screenwriting
Screen capture of movie scene from FIGHT OR FLIGHT with Charithra Chandan and Josh Hartnett.
September 28, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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Looking for Canadian content? We got you 😊 🍁

🤩 True Canadian story

🏇 Exciting horseracing scenes

👩‍❤️‍👨 Love story (I insisted!)

✍ Canadian writers

#ScriptSky #spec #adventure #caper @danmcneilwrites.bsky.social
Horseracing scene with red banner on the side reading "spec script available." Movie title "The Long Shot" Logline: Two brothers, on the run from a Canadian gangster, take the reins in a New York mobster's audacious plan to fix the 1924 King's Plate. Based on a true story... sort of. Script by Dan McNeil and Jasmine Aziz
August 26, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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Got script?

Why, yes. Yes we do ☺️

#ScriptSky #screenwriting #fea #action #adventure

THINK: Indiana Jones meets Kelly’s Heroes meets The Da Vinci Code 🎬🍿

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Image of a soldier in battle across a skull a fiery sky underneath it says log line during World War II a bookish archaeologists embarks on a dangerous quest behind enemy lines to hunt for a long, lost treasure that the church is zealously captain for centuries. Coverfly, top 1% red list Austin semi finals 2024 script based on the novel by Dan McNeil.
August 18, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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It’s a genuine page turner 📕👏🏽

THE JUDAS APOCALYPSE

Amazon.ca - amzn.to/2uTaw1A

Amazon.com – bit.ly/judasap

Barnes and Noble – bit.ly/judasapoca

Chapters/Indigo - bit.ly/judasapoc

#booksky #bookrec
A man covering his ears with a shocked expression. Over him it says, “your expression when someone tries to tell you what the twist is in THE JUDAS APOCALYPSE” book by Dan McNeil
August 11, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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When I first sold adult toys I was told, "DO NOT tell personal stories.”

But, I think stories makes us relatable while illicting trust - which resulted in higher sales.

Take it from the top crotchless panties salesgirl who told stories to sell undies with less fabric & more fun😉

#ScriptSky
Jasmine Aziz in a sex shop with a wall of dildos behind her on green slat wall. She's wearing a black vest over a white blouse with a black skirt.
August 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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A cautionary tale for my fellow screenwriters. I deleted my @coverfly.bsky.social account and as a result the contest we were entered in can’t acknowledge our placement.

This makes me worry about @finaldraftinc.bsky.social Big Break which I entered through the site 😞

Take heed ⚠️ #ScriptSky
Image of a email that reads as follows: “ Hello Jasmine, we understand it is confusing times. Since the script was deleted, it will not allow us to apply a placement or included in the seasons food festival within Coverfly system. We would, however, like to acknowledge Here She Comes with an honorable mention. Your laurels are attached”
August 3, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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WOW! We're in the Top 10 Finalist in Creative Screenplay Pilot Competition via @networkisa.bsky.social!!! 🎉

It means a lot because our story honours the women I talked with, joked with & cried with during the 4 years I sold adult toys.

THANK YOU! 💕

@danmcneilwrites.bsky.social

#tvpilot #comedy
Graphic of laurel for Creative Screenwriting Pilot Screenplay Competition Top 10 Finalist for the pilot entitled "Here She Comes" by Jasmine Aziz & Dan McNeil. There is an image of a curly haired brown girl in the right corner holding a vibrator and a spoon. Oh my! And a chubby brown goof that is her brother wearing a t-shirt that says "FBI - Female Body Inspector" while an elderly brown woman with white hair threatens to smack him with her slipper. Good fun!
July 30, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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What IS sexy?

Kobo bit.ly/SandS_Kobo
Indigo bit.ly/4hEdzRe
Amazon amzn.to/4a38dfy
Audible bit.ly/41GUAk1

#BookSky #BrownSky #Fiction #Comedy #BookClubBook
Image of a henna covered hand holding the novel "Sex & Samosas" over the shoulders of a dark haired man in a suit. Images for Chapters and Indigo lgos as well as Barnes & Noble in the upper left corner. Audiobook and eBook available.
July 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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So thrilled our sexy pilot made it to the Semi-finals in Creative Screenwriting Pilot Screenplay Competition

Of all our projects, this has our favourite tagline: "She's saving her family business - one dildo at a time" 😜

Thank you @networkisa.bsky.social 💕

#ScriptSky @danmcneilwrites.bsky.social
Red background with Indian diya on top. Purple glowing circle that has accolade in it for Creative Screenwriting Pilot Screenplay Competition Semi-Finalist in the center. Image of a curly-haired brown girl holding a spoon and a vibrator with an angry white-haired mother holding a a shoe in the background and her goofy brother smiling like a goof. Pilot entittled HERE SHE COMES.
July 17, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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Thx @networkisa.bsky.social for the nod at our pilot HERE SHE COMES.

We think viewers will resonate with a funny but awkward South Asian woman experimenting with her sexuality while adhering to the strict confines of her traditional upbringing. Plus the brother character is a goof! 😆
#ScriptSky
Creative Screenplay Pilot Screenplay Competition Quarter-finalist for pilot HERE SHE COMES by Jasmine Aziz & Dan McNeil. Shows a curly haired South Asian woman holding a vibrator and a spoon. Decorative Indian design on the side of a mango coloured background.
July 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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I had just moved and was emotionally lost.

Sitting in my new apartment waiting for the movers, I see something on the fridge - a TYPEWRITER magnet.

I thought I had finally snapped 🙃

I took it as a sign to finish my novel.

Just wondering #WriterSky - do you believe in signs?

#ScriptSky
Picture of a fridge magnet in the shape of a typewriter on a black fridge. Graph paper under the magnet.
July 7, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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We do our best to buy local. These are fresh from a roadside vendor in Navan, Ontario 🍓

Summer in a bowl 🤤

#ontariofresh #buylocal #supportfarmers
Bowl of fresh strawberries. Cotton printed napkin in distance.
July 5, 2025 at 1:07 PM